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  1. Ducker Ducker
    posted a quote
    September 2, 2014 1:19am UTC
    "I was only 41 years old, i loved Ducklord so much, i had all the stuffed ducks" "
    I prayed to Ducklord everynight before bed, thanking him for the duck i've been given"
    "Ducklord is love i say, Ducklord is life"
    "My dad hears me and calls me a ducker, i knew he was just jelly for my love for Ducklord"
    "I called him a Quacker"
    "He slaps me and sends me to bed"
    "I'm ducking now, and my duck hurts"
    "I feel a warmth moving towards me"
    "It's Ducklord!"
    "Ducklord grabs me by its big powerful duck wings"
    "Ducklord: *secci time*
    "My dad walks in on us"
    "Dad: *sees Ducklord ducking a ducker*
    "Ducklord: It's all ducking now" "
    Duck flys to a pond"
    "Ducklord is love, Ducklord is life"
    "Its never ducking"

  2. imgone♡♡♡♡* imgone♡♡♡♡*
    posted a quote
    May 12, 2014 2:14am UTC
    The More Old Comments I Read
    The Angrier I Get.
    How Did I Let This Happen
    I Used To mean So Much To Yous
    But Now
    The F/ck Have I Done
    I Need You Guys Back
    Mains

  3. Secret42 Secret42
    posted a quote
    December 15, 2013 12:38pm UTC
    When me and my friend first listened to "get lucky" by daft punk for the 1st time,she said,"why are they singing about duckys"?
    Format by Breeze
    True Story.Do NOT Steal

  4. Secret42 Secret42
    posted a quote
    December 14, 2013 1:00pm UTC
    You can tell that I'm weird because yesterday I felt like writing a book called,"Patricia the mexican ducky".
    Format by Breeze
    True Story.Do NOT Steal

  5. ScarGirl ScarGirl
    posted a quote
    March 26, 2013 5:26pm UTC
    talking to some random guy who is wearing the same NCIS shirt as me and planning a perfect evidence-less murder

  6. Iwannacookie2304 Iwannacookie2304
    posted a quote
    March 17, 2013 8:08am UTC
    When I was 5
    *In the bath*
    me: WTF! Where the hell is my rubber ducky mum! I was promised a rubber ducky! I always have a bath with my rubber ducky! So I want my rubber ducky!
    Now
    nothings changed
    format Iwannacookie2304 (based on jimmy365 format)

  7. converse_girl17 converse_girl17
    posted a quote
    February 9, 2013 1:57pm UTC
    Legs, you go with Ducky. Rollerbob and i don't move till we get the signal.

:)

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