Best Dontsteal Quotes This Week

dolph*
posted a quote
June 22, 2013 9:48am UTC

If you're my boyfriend you're not allowed to:
• Have candles on your birthday cake
wtf are you wishing for all your wishes came true when you met me
• Kiss another female besides me
You wanna say goodbye to grandma? You better chest bump her and call it a day, boy
• Speak to other females
idc if you're lost and need directions you better get on your knees & ask Jesus to guide you or somethin
• Own a GPS/SatNav
what' you tryna' do? Navigate your way out of this relationship?
• Buy glasses or contact lenses
why do you need your vision to improve? You seeing someone else?
• Sneeze in public
girls'll be like "bless you" wtf girl you're already blessed you have ME
• Eat Jalapenos/Chillies
they're hotter than me
• Buy lightbulbs
i'm the only person that can light up your world. THE ONLY ONE
• Listen to another girl's relationship problems
a shoulder to cry on becomes a d/ck to ride on
• Watch animal planet
you might see your ex
• Wear shoes with laces on
you might trip and fall in love with someone better than me, better wear them sketcher slips ons
• Be good at maths
find ya "X" and you gonna wonder "Y" you're single again
• Drink milk
Whatchu need the strength for? Tryna get the strength to leave me?! No not today
• Spray Lynx in public
next thing you know hoes gonna be poppin' out beggin' for his d/ck.

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sarahmarlowXxx
posted a quote
March 3, 2013 6:08pm UTC

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Here's to the girls who...
- put everyone else before themself
- cry themself to sleep, but still paint on a smile the next morning
- get treated like sh//t but still think they don't deserve better
- always feel tired, not the sleepy tired, but drained
- over think things
- plan things in their head at night they know will never happen
- want to be someone else.
you are not alone...
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Format by twilightgirl995

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The Ukrainian Chick*
posted a quote
September 14, 2013 8:53pm UTC

when you wear
maxi pads and it feels like ur wearing a diaper

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kelly*
posted a quote
September 6, 2013 6:25am UTC

plot twist: rainbows poop unicorns

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SecretlyBrokenAndSilentlyHoping
posted a quote
November 12, 2013 11:58am UTC

Sweet little girl
with those innocent eyes.
Your heart breaks with the world.
You cry when she cries.
Format:SecretlyBrokenAndSilentlyHoping

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*Elena;~ ♥*
posted a quote
September 4, 2013 7:35pm UTC

WittyxxGirlxx format DON'T STEAL
Iphone ◉ Music Player
Artist - Miley Cyrus
Song: We Can't Stop
Well you need to stop
♪◎
Guise it's an Iphone format(:

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p0kemon
posted a quote
August 21, 2013 12:21pm UTC

The common white girl:
1. At the age of 13, she makes her first tumblr. She becomes a 'quality tumblr girl.' She only drinks starbucks, eats at mall restaurants and only shops at pacsun, delias and urban outfitters.
2. At the age of 14, she begs her parents for a canon camera for she can be 'tumblr' famous.
3. At the age of 15, she gets the canon camera. she takes pictures of her starbucks, food, iphone 5, mac laptop, and clothes.
4. 3 months later, she switches over to a vertical/personal blog because being 'quality' is boring and mainsream.

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*Elena;~ ♥*
posted a quote
September 4, 2013 8:12pm UTC

I
have to
tell you something
I
love
you ♥
wittyxxgirlxx format

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BreeeFayy*
posted a quote
December 13, 2013 6:20pm UTC

at least when you're this high the stars seem a little brightrer

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gucci prince*
posted a quote
July 8, 2013 9:50am UTC

NEVER SAY NEVER
Because in the end all of the beautiful people will believe that they're beautiful
AND SADNESS WILL BE WASHED AWAY

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gucci prince*
posted a quote
July 11, 2013 9:53pm UTC

British: Tea
Chinese: Rice
American: Burgers
Arabian: Meat
Me: Tericburgemeat

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kelly*
posted a quote
July 12, 2013 4:42am UTC

When I close my eyes
something weird happens...
I can't see.
Cookiedoughformats

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gucci prince*
posted a quote
June 29, 2013 7:04am UTC

LIGHTS ARE GLOWING
LIKE FIREFLIES
STARS ARE SHINING
LIKE SILVER GLITTER
ONCE WE FALL IN LOVE
IT WILL BE MORE RED THAN BLOOD.

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gucci prince*
posted a quote
July 8, 2013 10:21am UTC

I don't care if you don't like me
BECAUSE I DON'T LIVE TO DEAL WITH YOU EVERYDAY

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gucci prince*
posted a quote
June 16, 2013 5:32am UTC

You should change your password to "incorrect"
So when you get your password wrong it will say "your password is incorrect"

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gucci prince*
posted a quote
June 29, 2013 6:49am UTC

Once you ignore
the bullies,
they'll be gone for good.

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Papaute
posted a quote
November 9, 2013 6:49am UTC

If you don’t design
your own life plan,
chances are you’ll fall
into someone else’s
plan. And guess what
they have planned
for you? Not much
Format by Papaute

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gucci prince*
posted a quote
June 18, 2013 3:57am UTC

Bully: You're fat.
Me: F for fantastic, a for amazing and t for the best. So thanks for the compliment :3

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gucci prince*
posted a quote
May 29, 2013 5:28am UTC

Bully: Hey you're ugly
Me: No time to deal with bullies :P
Bully: You need to die
Me: You first?
Bully:
Me:
Bully:
Me:
Bully:
Me: Bye.

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gucci prince*
posted a quote
May 29, 2013 6:36am UTC

"Swagger jagger, swagger jagger you should get some of your own"
Silly Cher, "Jagger" isn't a word.

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