Dirtyminded Quotes

Serendipity *
posted a quote
October 25, 2013 6:20pm UTC

Touch it gently,
put two fingers inside,
if it's wide use three fingers,
make sure it's wet and rub up and down.
Yep that's how you wash a cup.

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Heartless17*
posted a quote
August 25, 2013 5:48pm UTC

I have such a dirty mind I seem like I'm not a virgin.
Being dirty minded makes everything so much more fun though!

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we2areawesome
posted a quote
July 3, 2013 11:43am UTC

How fast can you guess these words?
1) BOO _ S
2) _ _ NDOM
3) F_ _ K
4) P_ N _ S
5) PU _ S _
6) S _ X
Answers: 1)= BOOKS 2)= RANDOM 3)= FORK 4)= PANTS 5)= PULSE
6)= SIX
You got all six wrong, didn't you? You dirty minded freak!

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Muezza
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May 14, 2013 2:45pm UTC

Oh, you think you're dirty minded?
Well we were in class watching a documentry and there was a part which was about a tree(Yeah, A TREE) and my friend laughs a lot so I decided to whisper dirty things in her ear so she'll laugh. A LOT.
here's how it went:
Documentary; Plants grow on the tree to reach sunlight and warmth.
Me: (whispering into friends ear) More like it's feeling h/o//rny.
Friend:(Giggles and tries to stop)
Documentary; *Lizard thing goes onto tree*
Me; Oh look, a three/s//om//e.
I was sent out of class for making somebody laugh uncontrollably. And for laughing myself. *Braces self for hate and critisism)
And if you're dirty minded like me, it would have been funnier if you were there.

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depressive_diary
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May 12, 2013 3:48pm UTC

Do you ever think dirty thoughts in public and then suddenly start to think, 'um maybe someone's telepathic and can read my mind' so you begin to think random thoughts like 'ooh cupcakes'?

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cookie_monster_emzz
posted a quote
April 10, 2013 3:41pm UTC

How fast can you guess these words?
1. BOO_S
2._ _ NDOM
3.F_ _K
4.P_N_S
5.PU_S_
6. S_X
Answers: 1. BOOKS. 2. RANDOM. 3.FORK 4.PANTS. 5. PULSE 6.SIX. you got all 6 wrong, didn't you, you dirty minded person!

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Fαy Στylες*
posted a quote
March 4, 2013 11:58am UTC

You say I am "dirty minded"
but how did you understand what I say at the first place ?

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has_no_life
posted a quote
February 22, 2013 1:33pm UTC

* today in school while doing art *
what my friend says : if you take off the top of the glue and leave it off for too long the stick of it will go hard.
what I hear : if you take off the top of the glue and leave it off for too the stick of it will go hard.

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MegaDirectioner
posted a quote
February 15, 2013 7:33am UTC

The number of people I am following >

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Infinity on high*
posted a quote
February 12, 2013 1:24am UTC

You say I'm dirty minded
how did you understand what
I meant?

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Georgia*
posted a quote
January 29, 2013 7:33am UTC

Mr.Krabs lives in Bikini Bottom.Think about it.

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