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1. Amazing*Panda*
   posted a quote
   July 27, 2014 3:28pm UTC
   Girl: I need your help.
   Boy: sure, whats up?
   Girl: I'm trying to get this guy to like me.
   Boy: Who is he?
   Girl: Can't tell you.
   Boy: Well, you could just tell him that you like him.
   Girl: How?
   Boy: Just tell him.
   Girl: I like you.
   Boy Ya, like that.
   Girl: Your an idiot.
   
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2. Amazing*Panda*
   posted a quote
   July 27, 2014 3:25pm UTC
   2 year old...
   Saw daddy with mom last night...
   I think he was stealing my milk!
   
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3. Amazing*Panda*
   posted a quote
   July 27, 2014 3:20pm UTC
   Me: I'm actually happy right now!!
   Life: LOL one sec...
   
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4. DoWhatYouLove
   posted a quote
   January 26, 2013 7:19pm UTC
   Waiter: *trips and spills ice water on me*
   Me: Oh my gosh, I'm sooo sorry
   Waiter:
   Waiter:
   Waiter: Did you seriously just apologize to me?
   Waiter: That's like If I punched you, and you said sorry.
   Favorite waiter ever<3
   
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