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  1. Mischief_Managed_ Mischief_Managed_
    posted a quote
    June 17, 2013 4:25pm UTC
    I’ve got some kind of allergic reaction going on and my face is breaking out in a bad rash and my mom is freaking out and wants to take me to the ER and my dad was like “let’s not make any rash decisions” and we high fived and now my mom is yelling at us.

  2. kristabff kristabff
    posted a quote
    May 24, 2013 5:04pm UTC
    Me in math class:
    Me: Ughh hate this
    Me: I'm hungry
    Me: Shutup stupid b//tch
    Me: Only got twenty dollas in mah pocketttt
    Me: Lol her shirt is uglyyyy
    Me: Wtf how did she do that. This stuff makes no sense
    Me: I hate you all oh my GOD
    Math Teacher: Krista for the 100th time please be quiet!!

  3. kristabff kristabff
    posted a quote
    April 23, 2013 3:38pm UTC
    In computer class.
    Crush: How do you do this format stuff for the text omg? It's so complicated!
    Me (thinking): Oh yes this is my chance to talk to him!
    Me: Here, it's actually easy! Just do this: Open up an HTML Edit tab, open up a HTML Color tab, and also open up Microsoft Word if you want for the fonts! Now, you need to first start off with a code like this: <span style="font-family:tahoma,geneva,sans-serif;"><span style="font-size:44px; color: #00000"></span>. Right between the span thing and font size you put your text in! In the # thing, open the color tab and copy the code in! If you want spaces, put </br>. If you want letter spacing, use the letter spacing code: letter-spacing: -1px. Remember, negative numbers make your text more squished together! Also, if you want your text to have a shadow, do: text-shadow: 0px 0px 2px #000000! Oh, and then after you've got all that, you need to transfer the text by dragging it from your HTML Edit tab to the tab you want to put it on! But that's just the basics. Easy!
    Crush: ...what the

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