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  1. π“π’«π‘’π“‡π’»π‘’π’Έπ“‰πΌπ“ƒπ“ˆπ’Άπ“ƒπ’Ύπ“‰π“Ž* π“π’«π‘’π“‡π’»π‘’π’Έπ“‰πΌπ“ƒπ“ˆπ’Άπ“ƒπ’Ύπ“‰π“Ž*
    posted a quote
    July 15, 2017 5:13am UTC
    PUT YOUR iPOD ON SHUFFLE AND PRESS FW FOR EACH QUESTION. USE THE SONG NAME TO ANSWER THE QUESTION....
    How am I feeling today?
    "Crucified" - Disturbed - o.o
    Will I get far in life?
    "Trenches" - Pop Evil - ...That must mean "no". XD
    How do my friends see me?
    "Kick In The Teeth" - Papa Roach - Heh?
    Where will I get Married?
    "Never Around" - KoRn
    What is my best friend's theme song?
    "Super Collider" - Megadeth
    What is the story of my life?
    "Death Of Me" - Red - That's dark. XD
    What is/was highschool like?
    "I'm Done" KoRn - XD
    How can I get ahead in life?
    "Whiplash" - Metallica - What? o.o
    What is the best thing about me?
    "The Red" - Chevelle
    How is today going to be?
    "Black Clouds" - Papa Roach - Not good, I guess. XD
    What is in store for this weekend?
    "Lovehatetragedy" - Papa Roach
    What song describes my parents?
    "The Chain" - Three Days Grace
    To describe my grandparents?
    "Enough" - Disturbed
    How is my life going?
    "Driven Under" - Seether - That doesn't seem good. XD
    What song will they play at my funeral?
    "Alive" - Papa Roach - XD
    How does the world see me?
    "Make Believe" - KoRn - ;-;
    Will I have a happy life?
    "No Games" - Breaking Benjamin - Aww, but I like games. XD
    What do my friends really think of me?
    "Dead Inside" - Mudvayne - That's sad.
    Do people secretly l(u)st after me?
    "Illuminati" - KoRn - Alright then. XD
    How can I make myself happy?
    "Alone I Break" - KoRn
    What should I do with my life?
    "Turn Around" - Seether - Why? *Looks behind me"
    Will I ever have children?
    "The Sound Of Silence" - Disturbed - I Guess that's a "no". XD
    What is some good advice for me?
    "Scream With Me" - Mudvayne
    How will I be remembered?
    "You Think You Know" - Device - Uhh...
    What is my signature dancing song?
    "Burn The World" - Seether - XD
    What do I think my current theme song is?
    "Life Is A Bullet" - Papa Roach
    What does everyone else think my current theme song is?
    "Far From Home" - Five Finger Death Punch
    What type of men/women do you like?
    "Bulletproof" - Five Finger Death Punch - XD

  2. collasped collasped
    posted a quote
    November 22, 2013 7:35pm UTC
    Instead of doing my school work..
    I researched almost every band I listen too.
    Time was spent right.

  3. Rajsonkar Rajsonkar
    posted a quote
    July 5, 2013 7:43pm UTC
    Ever Heard about the device thatconvertsthoughts into speech...????It''s called Alcohol..

  4. Rajsonkar Rajsonkar
    posted a quote
    May 23, 2013 11:55am UTC
    All Husbands are like
    Bluetooth.
    Always connected to wife
    when she is around.
    But
    The moment wife is Away,
    They automatically start
    searching new devices.:)
    .
    format credit-rajsonkar

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