Danhowell Quotes

KaitlynHowtler
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February 26, 2016 3:00am UTC

*Fans question*
Phil: “Phil touch Dan’s neck.”
Dan: “No.” *Cringes*
*Phil does it*
Dan: “Fisskit Awh! Awh! Get off me now!!
Phil: “The internet needs It though.”
Dan: “I will eviscerate you!”

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KaitlynHowtler
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February 26, 2016 1:31am UTC

Dan: I actually guys-I got-I prepared a little something, I made
Jennifer Lawrence: Is It a cookie?
Dan: A muffin
Jennifer: *Intake of breath*
Dan: Oh sorry-did you-did you want a cookie?
*Looks behind him to find cookie*

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KaitlynHowtler
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February 26, 2016 1:01am UTC

No sir, for I have the power of triangles
-Dan Howell

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KaitlynHowtler
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February 26, 2016 12:59am UTC

*On Twitter*
Phil: I have been hiccupping for 7 hours. Should I call the ambulence?
Dan: Omg I can hear you through the wall go lock your self in the toilet

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MyDarkFate
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August 12, 2015 6:26pm UTC

*In mental asylum*
"Hey, what you in for?"
"My dad tried to take down my doctor who shrine because he said the candles were a fire hazard"
"so?"
"so I set fire to the house"

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Heartless17*
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September 22, 2014 11:54pm UTC

We all have
that one friend
that complains constantlly...

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Heartless17*
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September 17, 2014 12:52am UTC

Embrace
the void and have the courage to exsist.

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**Ibnat**
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March 20, 2014 1:16pm UTC

Don't you just love watching
danisnotonfire
?

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_geronimo_*
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December 14, 2013 11:59pm UTC

Idk what it is, but I always seem to hit Dan Howell level of procrastination when it comes to getting stuff done.

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Lifehappens
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December 8, 2013 8:11am UTC

I wonder if god has OTP's?

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MissF2F2F2
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September 29, 2013 3:32pm UTC

Dan Howell turns into Batman...:
Batdan.

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elephants_are_cool*
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September 14, 2013 6:30pm UTC

dan: if you could do one thing before you die, what would it be?
dan: um, that would have to be Phil's mum.

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Steve*
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September 11, 2013 5:55am UTC

Every draw my life ever on youtube:
Youtuber: I was born.
Youtuber: I went though alot of trouble.
Youtuber: Then i was like 'youtube!"
Youtuber: and i wouldnt be here 2day without you guys,omg lol.
Youtuber: xoxo subscribe.

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Sock_Monster
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September 9, 2013 3:54pm UTC

Hey, you like Dan and Phil?
Come check out the gifs on my profile ;)

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BryonyTheGreat
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September 8, 2013 1:31pm UTC

"Microwave" -Dan Howell

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Steve*
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September 6, 2013 5:22am UTC

when dan and phil do the hair thing: (◡‿◡✿)
when dan and phil look at each other: (◕‿◕✿)
when dan and phil laugh: (◕ω◕✿)
dan and phil: (ﾉ◕ヮ◕)ﾉ～*:･ﾟ✧*:･ﾟ✧

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永久*
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August 31, 2013 9:45am UTC

MoonAngel
MoonAngel is another girl who is amazing! (but she's not as amazing as me ;) just kidding lol) She is so nice and she always cheers me up when I'm down. She has a talent of making people happy. Her quotes are really good and her taste in music is perfect :D Break her heart and I break your face, understand? This might be short because I have no words to describe her!
By the way, Dan is mine >:)
♥
Love you all ♥

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let's-pretend*
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August 29, 2013 9:57pm UTC

There should seriously be fandom rehab.

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Sock_Monster
posted a quote
August 24, 2013 9:09pm UTC

Oh god I've been looking at too many gifs of Dan Howell,
now my ovaries have exploded and its gone all over the keyboard
*facepalms*

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Sock_Monster
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August 24, 2013 8:48pm UTC

Its official, I've given up on any careers and school,
Im just gonna sit on tumblr looking at gifs of Dan Howell.

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