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  1. ZombiexEater* ZombiexEater*
    posted a quote
    August 10, 2013 3:28pm UTC
    If you're ever feeling down, or bad about yourself. Try to remember that
    Today I was picking up dog crap with a plastic back, and I didn't realize there was a hole in the bag until threw it away and looked at my now dog sh smeared hand.
    Thanks.

  2. phani phani
    posted a quote
    May 15, 2013 1:52pm UTC
    THERE WAS A GIRL
    WHO WAS PLAYING
    IN THE PARK
    WHEN SHE SAW
    A PICTURE
    IN THE BUSHES
    SHE FORGOT ABOUT
    THE PHOTO UNTIL
    SHE WAS MARRIED
    HER HUSBAND ASKED,
    THAT WHO IS THAT
    LITTLE BOY IN HER
    WALLET
    SHE ANSWERED:
    "MY FIRST LOVE"
    THEN HER HUSBAND
    SMILED AND SAID
    "I LOST THAT PICTURE WHEN
    I WAS 9 YEARS OLD"

  3. FlowerChild13 FlowerChild13
    posted a quote
    February 19, 2013 9:28pm UTC
    How to be a Heartbreaker
    Chapter 5
    Avery's P.O.V.My head hurts so badly.
    Wait.
    My head hurts..which means..
    I opened my eyes, fully expecting to be at Courtney’s house still.
    No. This was much worse.
    I was in a bed. A bed not mine.
    “Holy. Crap.”
    “Is something wrong?” Eric. I was in Eric’s bed.
    “Ohhhhhh my gosh. No. No. NO. Please tell me nothing happened.”
    “Sorry, ‘fraid not.”
    “You’re kidding me.”
    “Actually I am. Nothing happened.”
    “Then why am I..here? In your bed?”
    “You passed out and I felt bad. Sorry for being nice.”
    “Sorry..I just..Why one earth am I in YOUR clothes?”
    “Yours looked uncomfortable..so I..put mine on you.”
    “YOU UNDRESSED ME?”
    “That’s sounds a lot worse than I thought.”
    “You. PERV!”
    “It’s not like that!”
    “Then what is it like? Please explain.”
    We both stared each other down for a moment until he finally spoke.
    “I didn’t do anything. I changed your clothes and put you in my bed. I slept on my living room couch.”
    “Oh..sorry for overreacting.”
    “It’s okay. I probably would’ve too.”
    “Well, I should go home.”
    “Let me drive you.”
    He began to grab his keys off his dresser.
    “My feet work fine, thank you.”
    As I stood up to leave, my headache sent me writhing in pain.
    “Yeah, I’m gonna need that ride.”
    He laughed and scooped me up bridal style.
    “You’re welcome.” He smirked.
    “I never thanked you.”
    Spoiler: "Tell me. NOW."
    AN: OOOOHHHH(: I am actually genuinely enjoying writing this, so I hope you peoples whol read this like it too! Please make sure you like or comment so that I know people are actually reading this since I'm putting so much time and effort into writing this.
    Thanks(:
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  4. FlowerChild13 FlowerChild13
    posted a quote
    February 18, 2013 11:14pm UTC
    How to be a Heartbreaker
    Chapter 4
    Avery's P.O.V.
    “Come on Aves.”
    “No, Cassy. I hate parties.”
    “Dylan will be there.”
    “What? Dylan as in the boy I crushed on forever?”
    “Yes. Now come on! Get ready!”
    “Fine. You win, but only because he’ll be there.”
    “Mhmmmm…”
    “Oh shut up!”
    By the time we were ready, I had on a black hi-low skirt with a white tank top and loose curls in my hair. Cass wore pink skinnies with a fake varsity jacket from Forever 21 and straight hair.
    “Alrighty, let’s go!” Cass yelled.
    When we got to the party (at Natalie’s) I got a little nervous. People were crowded outside and out of the house, music blaring. Since I knew I wouldn’t be able to calm down easily, I took a shot as soon as I walked in the door. It’s party time.
    Eric's P.O.V.
    Parties are great because there are tons of girls who are WAY too desperate.
    They’ll do anything. ANYTHING.
    When I walked in, I headed straight for a beer. Then I went to find some friends.
    “Kyle!”
    “Eric! What’s up? Ready to get us some?”
    Kyle was captain of the basketball team.
    “Of course!” I replied.
    “Alright.” He said with a small smirk.
    As I turned around, someone hit me. Of course. Same girl as the first day of school.
    “Watch it.” I snapped at her.
    “Sorry I’m not sorry.” She replied sarcastically.
    When she walked away, Kyle was first to speak.
    “Who was that?”
    “Some girl.”
    “Dude. She’s hot. I’m gonna get some of THAT tonight.”
    He grinned wide while he watched her from across the room.
    “No.”
    “Dude. You don’t even know her. Why so protective?”
    “You don’t know her either! And..I don’t know.”
    “Well, I’m still gonna talk to her. Bye, bro.”
    Right as I was about to stop him, Courtney placed her hands on my chest.
    “Eric.” She purred.
    She began to kiss me. I didn’t resist. It was getting pretty heated until I caught something out of the corner of my eye. Her. Kyle was talking to her.
    Stop. Stop it now. Why are you so jealous? It’s just some random girl.
    “Stop.” I mumbled but Courtney wouldn’t stop. After repeating myself, I finally pushed her off of me.
    I made my way over to Kyle and her.
    “Oh. Hey, Eric! Thisss is Averyy.” Kyle’s words were slurred. It wouldn’t be long before he passed out.
    “I was just abouttt to take Averyy home.” He continued.
    “Kyle. You’re drunk. You can’t drive home. Especially not with someone else.”
    “Dude, who invited Mr. Party Pooper?”
    This time it was her. She was drunk, but not totally wasted.
    “Imma go get another shot. Who’s with?”
    She got up followed by Kyle and her friend. I followed out of pure curiosity. Kyle didn’t even make it to the kitchen before he passed out. Once they reached the shots, they each took turns until all had passed out. She was the only one left.
    “Hey, party pooper. Come take one with me?”
    “Nah. I prefer to be sober when I drive.”
    “Booooo.” She held her thumb downwards.
    “Fine.”
    “Alright! 1,2,3!” She swallowed all of hers.
    I never even picked my glass up.
    “Hey, no fair. You didn’t…even…drink…yoursss…” By this point she was gone. When she collapsed she landed right into my open arms. I couldn’t just leave her.
    Spoiler: "Please tell me nothing happened."
    AN: Much longer chapter! Longer ones from now on! What do y'all think?
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