KrazyKira posted a quote
March 11, 2014 5:47pm UTC
Mom: You need to go outside more.... Me: Why? Mom: You have no life. Me: I don't need a life when I have Witty. Mom:Go outside... Me: *takes laptop outside and sits on the steps* Mom: *Rolls eyes* Me:Look mom I have a life! I'm outside!!!
helloitslexi posted a quote
December 19, 2013 7:06pm UTC
So apparantely people can't hear in the morning, I scan all this lady's groceries then totaled it... me: "$51.53" customer: "61.53?" me: "51.53." customer: "61.53?" me: "no." *makes a five with my hand* "51.53" customer: "ok. so 51.53?" omg. shoot me now.
we2areawesome posted a quote
August 22, 2013 10:54am UTC
funny convo: Zayn: "Liam is our daddy, he takes care of us." Niall: "I can take care of myself!" Liam: "You got lost in a shopping centre..." Niall: "I got lost because I wanted to."
I was talking with my friend the other day. Our close friend is severly depressed and he is really struggling. She said to me that she just didn't get depression. Her: I don't get it. I mean I'm sad sometimes but I'm mostly always happy. I don't get how someone can be that sad. Me: You don't get it because you don't struggle with it. Be grateful for that. Her: I am I still just don't understand it. Me: Depression is like drowning. Except when you are depressed, you can see everyone around you breathing. Her: How does that relate to depression? Me: You are just so sad for no reason and sinking. You can't get any air. You can't escape. But you just see everyone around you so happy. And then you realize that you don't have that. And you just keep sinking into a darker and darker place because no one comes to pull you out of the water. Her: Oh.. thats so sad! Me: Thats the point.
Me: Seriously you are perfect just the way you are! stop worrying about it! Him: I can say the same about you but you won't believe it either. Me: Thats not fair! Im overweight and actually look terrible (people have told me including family) while you look perfect and handsome! Him: Seems like both of us are looking at ourselves through a one way mirror.