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vanilla_shortcake
posted a quote
October 11, 2013 3:13pm UTC

The most effective way to torture young people is to make them watch old people use a computer.

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vanilla_shortcake
posted a quote
October 11, 2013 3:05pm UTC

The worst feeling in the world is knowing that you did the best you could
and it still wasn't good enough.
- format by Breeze

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vanilla_shortcake
posted a quote
October 11, 2013 3:02pm UTC

stop editing your,
Picture's, what is you go missing?
How could we find you if you look like
Beyonce on facebook,
and waka flocka in person.

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vanilla_shortcake
posted a quote
October 11, 2013 2:54pm UTC

Old people are either super nice
or the meanest people on earth
there is no inbetween.

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vanilla_shortcake
posted a quote
October 11, 2013 2:44pm UTC

Format chickittylover
Facebook would be . .
way cooler if it was on t.v, "in other news joes
girlfriend is a cold heartless b/tch.
details at eleven . . . .

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vanilla_shortcake
posted a quote
October 11, 2013 2:36pm UTC

At McDonalds last night this dude,
gave me the wrong flavoured mcflurry,
so i threw it back at him and yelled ,
"You McF/cked up.
format credit to: Jade672

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AWittyGirl
posted a quote
October 11, 2013 11:22am UTC

Someone: *Says something about MCR*
MCRmy: TOO SOON

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*wookie bear**
posted a quote
October 10, 2013 11:22pm UTC

Okay so my day today was crazy:
I was walking to dinner with my friends from dance on break,
and then we see an ambalance-police car-and a firetruck (idk, they have
to come...) and there was this guy laying down on a rock, and there was
like 200 cops around him (15...?) and then he started barfing and he
had a weird butterfly tattoo that looked...really...really fresh.
yeah and then they rushed him away,
was he drunk?
like scary drunk? idk..

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Heartless17*
posted a quote
October 9, 2013 8:20pm UTC

Today in practice:
Flyer: *Almost does two twists in the air*
Her: You know normally I do 4, but I was just warming up.
Our group:
xD

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ifyourefromafricawhyareyouwhite
posted a quote
October 9, 2013 10:13am UTC

*Girl in my advisory gets asked to homecoming*
Me: Your date is way hotter than mine.
Her: Wait, who's your date?
Me: No one.
*Rolls off into the sunset to go ask my 69 cats to homecoming*

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kimsgrande
posted a quote
October 8, 2013 6:30pm UTC

i love every second that we spend talking
but honestly you don't even care.

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AWittyGirl
posted a quote
October 8, 2013 5:17pm UTC

I'm sick and tired of being sick and tired.

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posted a quote
October 8, 2013 6:43am UTC

*mom walks out of my room without closing the door*
me: haven't you people heard of closing the godda.mn door, no~
mom:
me:
mom: it's much better to face these things with a sense of poise and rationality.
mom: *walks away*

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NessaLovesYou
posted a quote
October 8, 2013 6:39am UTC

He...
I wonder if he even...
I wonder if he even love me. I don't know, I really don't know is he playing with my feelings, or he love me but he don't want to make first step... I wanna know, why does it feel so good when I'm with him, but it is hurt so bad when I'm alone? I'm always watching his statuses, what he is doing, is he texting other girls.My friends are keep telling me that he don't deserve me, that he is ugly, that I'm everyone's crush and I can find another hotter boy.. But he, he is perfect for me. He is sarcastic, he is realistic.Heis perfect. Perfect for me. I want him to be mine. Only mine. Just mine. Mine forever. Mine forever like the stars on sky that shine forever. I heard from lot of people that he is fall in love with me. He calls other girls bithes, hoes...But he calls me smartie, sweetie etc. Sometimes,I wait for nights to text him. But hey, he will never call me or text me first.He would never admit that he loves me. Few times he asks me to get on his break, just with him. But I am to scared. Is it my fault? Is it my fault because I miss it? Will he ever try on me again? I' work hard just to make him go crazy for me. I was never carring for what boys will say about me. But with him, it is different. I watch my every word, my every move. Is it worth of it? Is it worth of his love?
-This is not a scroll box-
Please
help me. Write me your opinion. I just need someone to talk. For the first time, I don't know what I feel. I don't know how to act any more. Great thing is that nobody notice that he is my crush....
-end-
format by: NessaLovesYou
format by NessaLovesYou

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*wookie bear**
posted a quote
October 7, 2013 6:37pm UTC

because we're all just
imitators.
and we're stupid.
and we're haters.
FORMAT CREDIT : _Jannette Do Not REMOVE!

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crazybananas
posted a quote
October 7, 2013 5:46pm UTC

i'm hiding naked in my closet because there are mattress delivery men in my bedroom
and no one thought to tell me so i was just doing my naked thing after my shower
and then i was very unceremoniously shoved into my closet
and i don't know how long i have to be here i don't have snacks or anything
update: i found a chocolate bar on my shelf but also my phone battery is at 20% i feel like bear grylls
don't you have clothes in your closet
*got this from tumblr*

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skyewonderland
posted a quote
October 7, 2013 3:56pm UTC

My friend- Whatcha doin'
Me- Hangin' around
My Friend- Your stuck upside down again arent you
Me- yeahuh Help please?
My Friend- Nuhuh
'Im so normal its unreal.
So gonna make my Dad proud.'

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