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mads*
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May 14, 2014 4:51pm UTC

do twins ever realize one of them was unplanned?

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mads*
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April 14, 2014 2:37pm UTC

ears hurt.
headphones for too long.
whatever.

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mads*
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April 14, 2014 2:36pm UTC

I've recently decided to freeze myself to
-273°C. My friends think I'll die, but
I'll be 0K

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mads*
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March 17, 2014 6:13pm UTC

"do you like money?"
"¥€$"

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mads*
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February 14, 2014 5:12pm UTC

honestly sometimes in school people say the most
ridiculous sh.....it and I make a face and look somewhere
at an imaginary camera like I'm on The Office
my school has security cameras in every classroom
and I've done this at least 3 times in each class
this year. today the security gaurd came up to me
and told me I was his hero.

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mads*
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February 14, 2014 5:02pm UTC

if i cut my foot off and like swing it at your head
am i kicking or hitting you?

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mads*
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January 29, 2014 1:54pm UTC

"i'd date a fan"
horton hears a bi....tch a....ss liar

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mads*
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January 29, 2014 1:48pm UTC

year is 2392
child: mommy i can't sleep
mother: don't worry child. lay down as i sing you this
ancient lullaby, passed on through my family for generations
mother: WALK INTO THE CLUB LIKE WHAT UP,
I GOTTA BIG CO....CK

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mads*
posted a quote
January 23, 2014 6:04pm UTC

I was at walmart the other day, and I was sitting on a bench waiting for
my mom to pay, and I was braiding my hair because that's something I do
when I'm bored, and this dude walks by and says "hey baby, what else
do you do with your hands?" I gave him my most polite smile and said in
the sweetest way possible "strangle you"

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mads*
posted a quote
January 23, 2014 5:55pm UTC

i just had a dream that macklemore was at my house and he told me that
he'd spent all the money he made from Thrift Shop and couldn't buy food
and i said "aw do you need some snacklemore" and he punched me in
my face

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mads*
posted a quote
January 21, 2014 3:24pm UTC

What do you call sad coffee?
Depresso

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mads*
posted a quote
January 17, 2014 6:52pm UTC

stop the alphabet at t because i don't want none of u

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mads*
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January 14, 2014 6:16pm UTC

If your name is nancy and you get pregnant you will be pregnancy

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mads*
posted a quote
November 29, 2013 1:48pm UTC

Things Rick Astley will NEVER do
- Give you up
-Let you down
-Round aound
-Desert you
-Make you cry
-Say goodbye
-Tell a lie
-Hurt you