Best Clown Quotes Today

Princess*
posted a quote
April 9, 2013 9:01am UTC

I guess its funnier from where
you're standing,
cause from over here I missed
the joke

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SalemSoto
posted a quote
May 24, 2013 2:08am UTC

OH YOU THINK I'M IMMATURE ?
well guess who's not coming to my birthday party? TOO BAD CAUSE WE'RE GONNA HAVE A CLOWN.♥

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ThatLostGirl*
posted a quote
October 4, 2013 3:12pm UTC

Two cannibals were sitting in the forest eating a clown.
One looks over to the other and says, "Does this taste funny to you?

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justsonglyrics
posted a quote
March 4, 2013 3:58pm UTC

Go 'head and laugh,
cause it's funny.
I would too, if I saw me.

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akpoppy3
posted a quote
April 4, 2013 12:06pm UTC

Me: Have you seen that clown in asda?
Friend: No??
Me: It hides from ugly people.
Friend: What i don't get-
Friend:HEY!

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Phishy
posted a quote
October 29, 2013 9:40pm UTC

--Rules of a Lady--
Your face is not a coloring book. Go easy on the make up or you’ll look like a clown.

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Alexwise
posted a quote
January 24, 2013 6:57pm UTC

Now I lay me down to sleep,
A bottle of whiskey at my feet,
If I shall die before I wake,
Tell my followers I drank it straight!

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WantingTheEnd
posted a quote
May 28, 2013 2:59pm UTC

"You're so funny man, you should be a comedian God damn!"
-Unfortunately I am, I just hide behind the tears of a clown.

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Harley Clown*
posted a quote
October 14, 2014 12:52pm UTC

Fave if you're a Harley Quinn fan, too!!

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mads*
posted a quote
February 10, 2013 12:13pm UTC

I'm the only one
the lonely one

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Dustinshankle
posted a quote
March 20, 2013 1:11am UTC

When you are Feeling Down Punch A Clown

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MissHatty
posted a quote
April 5, 2013 1:20pm UTC

You know when you listen to some music and you can relate to it so well that it make you cry? Emeli Sande is like that for me :)) xo

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lorde_
posted a quote
March 1, 2014 7:08am UTC

Baby be the class clown,
and I'll be the beauty queen in tears.
Format by Breeze

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WantingTheEnd
posted a quote
May 5, 2013 2:22pm UTC

I'd be smiling if i wasn't so desperate.

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Iwannacookie2304
posted a quote
March 17, 2013 4:49pm UTC

When a Sl/ut insults me
Bozo the clown called, he wants his face back

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Iwannacookie2304
posted a quote
March 17, 2013 4:46pm UTC

When a S.lut insults me
Bozo the clown called, he wants his face back

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_livelife
posted a quote
February 24, 2013 6:52am UTC

I'll be your clown.

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IvyLove
posted a quote
January 31, 2013 8:05pm UTC

Woman wants a guy that will make her laugh and feel safe. in other words, they want a Clown Ninja

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