Classroom Quotes

DieiSomnians
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September 20, 2014 12:59am UTC

Yesterday in chemistry we had this quiz on the laws of thermoynamics. We were only suppose to write down two of them, but we got extra credit if we wrote down the others. The teacher started handing out pieces of paper to the 16 students in my class, I was the second one to get a piece of paper, and I managed to finish writing all of them down, along with my name and the date before the teacher had finished giving everyone a piece of paper. When I exclaimed "Okay, done!" The only person who wasn't surprised was the cool guy whom I have a crush on and his response to everyone asking "what? How?" was "Come on guys, does this really surprise you?" Today we got our tests back. . .
I got all of them correct.

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SubsidingOne
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November 13, 2013 12:23pm UTC

the awkward moment when you left a video on your laptop and forgot to turn it off then when you open your laptop in class the video blasts out and your justlike WASNT ME IT WASNT ME SO STOP LOOKING AT ME!!!!!!

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KingdomMinded16
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October 28, 2013 3:44pm UTC

That feeling of triumph
when you make the whole class laugh
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Just_A_Little_Too_Addicted
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August 26, 2013 6:41pm UTC

What if you were in school
and you went to the bathroom and when you came back into the classroom your witty was up on the screen. & your teacher was going through your quotes like omfg.

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Bitter_Sweet
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July 17, 2013 12:57pm UTC

When I get bored in class, I read all those cheesy posters teachers put up around the classroom.

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_KaterinaB_
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July 6, 2013 7:46am UTC

How to sleep faster:
Decorate your bedroom to look like classroom.

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trytounderstandme143
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June 30, 2013 2:12pm UTC

In the middle of the classroom, she's there hanging. Child sitting in there desk looking up at her dead body. No expressions, just blank looks. They studied her body. No words are spoken. No thoughts are truly going through. No one knew what happened. Her lifeless body is just hanging there. And this was her classroom suicide.

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365days*
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June 12, 2013 1:01am UTC

Teacher: Why did Vincent Van Gogh cut off his ear?
Me: So he wouldn't hear the haters.

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Awkwardmoments_
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May 22, 2013 5:34am UTC

That awkward moment
When the classroom is so quiet and your stomach decide to sound like a dying whale..

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noseogefil
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April 22, 2013 4:55pm UTC

that one classroom
that's always FREEZING cold

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Shmeh19283746
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March 4, 2013 10:15am UTC

I am so tired. I just want to close my eyes, and drift away from the world. Silence in the class room makes me more tired. Oh how i want to sleep.

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CaitlinAtTheDisco*
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January 24, 2013 9:21pm UTC

Annoying kid: *loud enough so the teacher can hear* OOH CAITLIN! I CAN SEE YOUR PHONE!
Teacher: Ooh *kids name* I can see the detention slip with your name on it

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