Chocolate Quotes

crimson24
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January 31, 2016 9:39pm UTC

It's curiously intriguing
that the sound of tearing flesh
and the taste of my own blood
is more addicting
than breaking and sucking on chocolate...

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The Quiet*
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January 20, 2016 6:13pm UTC

I will be a lonely individual eating chocolate with my cat on valentines day because you just are not proving to me that you care enough.

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1mrsseguin9
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October 15, 2015 10:18pm UTC

Is it just me or does chocolate taste a million times even better when you're on your period?

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ayshau123
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June 1, 2015 9:13am UTC

Instead of a period every month could I just get chocolates saying,
"congratulations you aren't pregnant this month"

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100
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August 25, 2014 2:44pm UTC

Am I the only person on this planet who doesn't like Reece's?

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fool's gold*
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August 9, 2014 2:33pm UTC

run, run away from the
███████████████ boys in the blue, my car smells like chocolate. ███████████████

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Hogwartian
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July 6, 2014 9:20pm UTC

When I find myself
in times of trouble,
Remus Lupin
comes to me,
speaking words of wisdom:
"Eat. You'll feel better."

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seafoam*
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July 4, 2014 12:10am UTC

Chocolate doesn't ask questions.
Chocolate understands.

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wifiqueen
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June 29, 2014 5:25am UTC

If you don't start smoking it, that's what she said
She said we're dressed in black, head to toe, with guns hidden under our petticoats
♥

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SokuDragonBallZ*
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May 27, 2014 8:21pm UTC

I'm getting addicted to
chocolate <3.
And Pirece The Veil.
Also Mayday Parade...
Oh yeah.. And Sleeping With Sirens...
But. wait... I've been addicted to them for like two years o.o

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Elise*
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May 2, 2014 7:54pm UTC

Oh, my car smells like chocolate.

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Gal_in_Wonderland
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April 21, 2014 5:54pm UTC

Activate Teen Mode:
Watch a random movie/blast music in headphones
Curl up in a sweatshirt two sizes too big
Eat chocolate
Eat more chocolate
Feel sad about life and/or possibly a fight that just occured
Eat even more chocolate
Read a book/play more music
Warning: This mode may contain other reactions such as procrastination and/or crying

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MissyLizzie
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April 21, 2014 7:07am UTC

Easter
Also known as National Get Fat for Jesus day.

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IgnoranceIsYourBestfiend
posted a quote
April 17, 2014 5:03pm UTC

Me: Mom i'm going out!
Mom: With your friends?
Me:No with pikachu.
Mom: WHO THE HELL IS PIKACHU?? IS HE YOUR BOYFRIEND!

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SuperNovaChic
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April 16, 2014 9:47pm UTC

“All you need is love. But a little chocolate now and then doesn't hurt.” ― Charles M. Schulz

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ThatLostGirl*
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March 22, 2014 2:17pm UTC

A five year old asked her big brother one day, "What is love?"
He replied, "Love is when you steal my chocolate from my school bag everyday, and I still keep it in the same place."

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Pointless...*
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March 8, 2014 7:13pm UTC

“All you need is love. But a little chocolate now and then doesn't hurt.” ― Charles M. Schulz

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aly_hensley
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February 28, 2014 2:52pm UTC

oh call it a splif cause you know that you will
oh you bit your friend like chocolate

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Amba_Is_Not_Ok
posted a quote
February 24, 2014 1:40am UTC

Everytime i hear that dirty word EXERCISE..
I wash my mouth out with CHOCOLATE.

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DanielaMN
posted a quote
February 19, 2014 4:17pm UTC

The only thing I hate about brushing my teeth at night
is that I won't be able to eat chocolate at 3 in the morning.
Doesn't matter
I'll do both of them

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