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  1. Sugarlollies78 Sugarlollies78
    posted a quote
    March 8, 2013 5:09am UTC
    “People often say that motivation doesn’t last. Well, neither does bathing – that’s why we recommend it daily.”
    Zig Ziglar

  2. ParticipationAward* ParticipationAward*
    posted a quote
    March 6, 2013 5:29pm UTC
    So I'm not overweight or aything but I'm trying to be healthier by eating only 3 meals and 2 snacks each day and eating healthirer foods and OHMYGOODNESS IT IS THE HARDEST THING EVER!!! I used to eat literally all the time and not always healthy foods and now that I'm trying to be healthy I feel like I'm going to die...
    I miss my yummy foods :,(

  3. TylerPyler TylerPyler
    posted a quote
    March 4, 2013 4:00pm UTC
    Just let me
    KISS
    you

  4. TylerPyler TylerPyler
    posted a quote
    March 4, 2013 1:28pm UTC
    Just let me
    KISS
    you

  5. Storyofmylife586 Storyofmylife586
    posted a quote
    March 2, 2013 6:41pm UTC
    Kid: What is the meaning of life
    Me: Cheese
    Kid: No really
    Me: Ninjas eating cheese
    Kid: You are weird
    Me: Thank you and I love cheese
    As you can see I LOVE CHEESE lol

  6. jordanwilliams jordanwilliams
    posted a quote
    March 2, 2013 3:51am UTC
    it's not whether you go down, it whether you get back up again that matters

  7. Sugarlollies78 Sugarlollies78
    posted a quote
    February 27, 2013 8:34am UTC
    I believe that if life gives you lemons, you should make lemonade... And try to find somebody whose life has given them vodka, and have a party.
    ~ Ron White

  8. lolliesandrainbows lolliesandrainbows
    posted a quote
    February 26, 2013 10:54pm UTC
    cheeses i like
    plastic cheese x
    chedda x
    blue x
    fedda x and yes
    the reasons not to give me cheese

  9. ZahraRawr ZahraRawr
    posted a quote
    February 25, 2013 4:27pm UTC
    Coming home from school on the train and seeing a man sitting two seats across from me with a big book and inside that book was a pórn magazine...
    I CAN SEE YOU OK, YOUR ATTEMPT FAILED.

  10. lolliesandrainbows lolliesandrainbows
    posted a quote
    February 21, 2013 3:43pm UTC
    cheese is horendeous
    yeah
    i went there

  11. Sugarlollies78 Sugarlollies78
    posted a quote
    February 20, 2013 4:09am UTC
    Sharks aren't so bad....
    If a stranger entered my house wearing only a speedo, I would probably attack him too.

  12. mads* mads*
    posted a quote
    February 19, 2013 5:56pm UTC
    People think I have the most amazing life,
    but in reality I'm just sittin' there eating cheese

  13. Sugarlollies78 Sugarlollies78
    posted a quote
    February 18, 2013 7:19am UTC
    Born This Way - Lady Gaga
    RULES: 1) Put your iTunes, Windows Media Player, etc. on shuffle. 2) For each question, press the next button to get your answer. 3) YOU MUST WRITE THAT SONG NAME NO MATTER HOW SILLY IT SOUNDS
    IF SOMEONE SAYS ''ARE YOU OK'' YOU SAY?
    Leave Me Alone (I'm Lonely) ~ P!nk
    HOW WOULD YOU DESCRIBE YOURSELF?
    Doctor Jones ~ Aqua
    WHAT DO YOU LIKE IN A GIRL/GUY?
    I'll Always Remember You ~ Hannah Montana
    HOW DO YOU FEEL TODAY?
    People Ain't No Good ~ Nick Cave & The Bad Seeds
    WHAT IS YOUR LIFE'S PURPOSE?
    Say You Like Me ~ We The Kings
    WHAT'S YOUR MOTTO?
    Miss Independent ~ Ne*Yo
    WHAT DO YOUR FRIENDS THINK OF YOU?
    Mary's Song ~ Taylor Swift
    WHAT DO YOUR PARENTS THINK OF YOU?
    Marry You ~ Glee Club
    WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT VERY OFTEN?
    Bang Bang Bang ~ Selena Gomez & The Scene
    WHAT IS 2+2?
    Love Just Is ~ Hilary Duff
    WHAT DO YOU THINK OF YOUR BEST FRIEND?
    Emergency (911) ~ Jordin Sparks
    WHAT IS YOUR LIFE STORY?
    If I Can't Have You ~ Kelly Clarkson
    WHAT DO YOU WANT TO BE WHEN YOUR GROW UP?
    The Fighter ~ Gym Class Heros Feat. Ryan Tedder
    WHAT DO YOU THINK WHEN YOU SEE THE PERSON YOU LIKE?
    Scars ~ Miley Cyrus
    WHAT WILL YOU DANCE TO AT YOUR WEDDING?
    Count On Me ~ Bruno Mars
    WHAT WILL THEY PLAY AT YOUR FUNERAL?
    Don't Let Me Get Me ~ P!nk
    WHAT IS YOUR HOBBY/INTEREST?
    A Day In The Sun ~ Hilary Duff
    WHAT IS YOUR BIGGEST FEAR?
    Cover On My Heart ~ Guy Sebastian
    BIGGEST SECRET?
    All Too Well ~ Taylor Swift
    WHAT DO YOU THINK OF YOUR FRIENDS?
    OMG ~ Usher Feat. Will.I.Am
    WHAT WILL YOU POST THIS AS?
    Born This Way ~ Lady Gaga

  14. evypeeps evypeeps
    posted a quote
    February 15, 2013 1:01pm UTC
    Whoever said "Nothing is impossible"
    Never tried blowing down a house using
    their lung power alone

  15. evypeeps evypeeps
    posted a quote
    February 15, 2013 12:39pm UTC
    Whoever said "Nothing is impossible"
    Never tried slamming a revolving door

  16. evypeeps evypeeps
    posted a quote
    February 15, 2013 12:36pm UTC
    Whoever said "Nothing is impossible"
    Never tried nailing water to a tree

  17. polarbears1010 polarbears1010
    posted a quote
    February 11, 2013 7:06pm UTC
    Just had an anxiety attack
    in front of my mom.....
    They're scary enough to deal with
    without them scaring other people
    I don't think she thought they were as bad as they are...
    she tells me to go to the nurse the next time they happen in school
    she thinks I'm afraid of being alone
    I'm really afraid of being with people...
    even with my closest friends,
    I always feel like they're judging me
    like I'm bothering them
    like they'll say something about me when I leave the room
    or like they won't....

  18. alyson545 alyson545
    posted a quote
    February 9, 2013 11:22pm UTC
    Ten Reasons Why
    Chapter Nine
    He stood there, looking handsome as always, staring at me with an unreadable expression.
    An expression I hadn't seen on him yet, and desperately wanted to know the meaning of. Then all of a sudden, as if suddenly snapping out of some sort of daze, he sent a small smirk towards my direction,
    before looking over at his sister.
    "Nice work Del," He said simply. And for some strange reasons,
    I felt a tad disappointed. I shook it off and smiled a bit.
    "Yeah, thank you for this. I actually feel really great about myself for once," I told her gratefully.
    She grinned at me. "It's no problem at all, I like adore giving makeovers."
    I chuckled. "I could seriously tell. I think you almost poked my eye out at one point with the mascara brush because you were jumping around with excitement so much."
    She smiled sheepishly, before winking at me.
    Suddenly realizing that Noah hadn't said anything else since his first comment,
    I turned and spotted him now leaning against the wall with his arms crossed, a far away look in his eyes.
    He looked so deep in thought, I wondered curiously what he was thinking of so hard.
    "Hey, No!" Del exclaimed, trying to get his attention, as she must've also noticed his state.
    "Huh?" He snapped his gaze towards her as he said this.
    She rolled her eyes. "Lost in thought much?"
    He ignored her and stood up, walking towards me.
    "Alright, so we've got this part of my plan down. Now all you've gotta do is go to school tomorrow like this and you'll work your magic."
    I frowned as I realized I had forgotten the fact that tomorrow, everyone would see me like this.
    And suddenly, millions of butterflies formed in my stomach.
    "Ye-yep." I stammered. He chuckled. "What, you nervous?" I shrugged, and put a straight face on. "Nah, I'm perfect."
    His smirk widened. "Oh yeah? You sure?"
    Looking over at him, I stumbled back a bit, surprised at how close he was all of a sudden.
    Was he not all the way over there just now?
    I suddenly realized his sister had ran off somewhere.
    "Y-yes," I stuttered. Our noses were almost touching.
    Well, not exactly since he was so much taller than me.
    "What's the matter, is my close proximity making you nervous?"
    I shook my head.
    He leaned in, and I held my breath.
    "Well see you at school tomorrow, Rain," He whispered in my ear, before sauntering out.
    I exhaled.
    _________________________________________
    I KNOW WHAT YOU'RE ALL THINKING -- "OH ALYSSA, YOU'RE SO SLOW."
    I know, i know. But next chapter is the next day scene. +I made this chapter long broskis.

  19. alyson545 alyson545
    posted a quote
    February 6, 2013 8:04pm UTC
    Ten Reasons Why
    Chapter Eight
    "Are you done yet?" Noah grumbled from outside the door for what felt like the hundreth time that hour.
    And yes, my fixation took about an hour.
    Who knows, I lost track of time after the first five minutes.
    "No, now shut it," Delilah snapped, looking irratated that she was hearing
    the same question as a few minutes ago.
    She had just put on yet another outfit on me that she had put together with the clothes
    from her closet.
    Most of her clothing had fit me, seeing as she was pretty tall for her age.
    She looked over my whole body once, and I was enormously relieved to
    find her smiling in approvement at what she had put on me. "This looks really good.
    Of course though, we're gonna have to go shopping to fill up your closet with
    some cute stuff. You can't just wear something cute one day."
    I shrugged, honestly not caring how I looked at school, as always.
    But yet, after the young girl had spun me around and towards the
    mirror to look at myself for the first time, I gasped at what I found.
    I couldn't lie, the girl was good.
    What I wore was honestly rather simple, yet still stunning.
    Especially compared to the sweatpants and baggy t-shirts I usually wore.
    I now wore a flowy white tank top, which showed off my surprisingly
    nice curves since it was tucked into some ripped light skinny jeans, which also showed off some fit legs I never took notice of before.
    To complete the look, i wore a golden charm necklace that hung low,
    and some gladiator sandals.
    On top of that, Delilah had applied some makeup on my face, simple things
    like mascara, lip gloss, blush, etc. Though in conclusion, it gave off
    the natural makeup look. My dark brown hair cascaded in waves over my shoulders
    and down my back. It almost went down to my waist,
    surprising me since I usually wore it in a ponytail, so I hadn't known it was this long.
    All in all though, I felt so pretty right then-- something i hadn't felt in a bit. After everything in my life went downhill, I stopped trying.
    "Okay, now I'm done!"
    "Finally," Noah grumbled from outside, his voice muffled. He opened the door, sauntering in.
    And then he froze.
    _________________________________________
    Oh Noah boy, what shall you say in the next chapter?
    Oh and , I don't notify anymore, it takes a while with so many people needing to be notified.
    Sorry guys. :(

  20. ThatWittyGuy ThatWittyGuy
    posted a quote
    February 5, 2013 4:16am UTC
    Gay is a s/xuality, not an insult.

:)

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