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1. My_Lazy_Knight*
   posted a quote
   March 5, 2014 10:14pm UTC
   I think I might lose my v-card....well Damn I wonder how that's gonna go
   
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2. Jordan.*
   posted a quote
   December 31, 2013 2:24am UTC
   "I haven't reported my missing
   credit card to the police because
   whoever stole it is spending less than
   my wife."
   
   👍 this is good · comment on this quote · 64 points
3. of_mice_and_lucifer*
   posted a quote
   September 17, 2013 9:00pm UTC
   We play card games with death
   cookiedoughformats
   
   👍 this is good · comment on this quote · 1 point
4. writtenrain*
   posted a quote
   August 11, 2013 2:06pm UTC
   He played me like I was a deck of cards
   5
   ♥
   ♥ ♥
   ♥
   ♥ ♥
   5
   ♥
   
   👍 this is good · comment on this quote · 22 points
5. Gladerz
   posted a quote
   February 26, 2013 4:35am UTC
   Playing the card game B.S. with my friend:
   Me: 3 5s'
   Friend: 2 5s'
   Me: Bullsh---
   Teacher outside: Language! Detention! Come to my office after school!!!
   
   👍 this is good · read the comments · 13 points
6. MissHatty
   posted a quote
   February 14, 2013 11:15am UTC
   I got my first valentines card today :)
   I was over the moon because i've always hated valentines day for this reason...
   I later found out, my friend had felt sorry for me, so she paid someone to send me a card...
   Worst Valentines Day Ever.
   
   👍 this is good · comment on this quote · 1 point

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