Candy Quotes

AllieSmith7
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September 16, 2013 3:26pm UTC

Enjoying my last day of eating candies with caramel or squishy stuff or hard candies. Braces tomorrow.. :(

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Dishonored*
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September 6, 2013 11:20am UTC

Teacher: Why are you excited for Halloween?
Everyone: Stealing candy from my younger sibling.
Me: HALLOWEENTOWN AND HOCUS POCUS MOTHERF.UCKERS.

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glitter162*
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August 28, 2013 5:23pm UTC

Working in an M&M factory
and throwing out all the W's

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mtndewhm*
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August 25, 2013 1:55pm UTC

A few days ago I used this baby name generator to see what my name should have been.
The name Candy showed up.

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lemon.cake*
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August 23, 2013 11:25am UTC

Skittles that go to college are Smarties ;)
NMQ

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goawayanthony*
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August 19, 2013 9:59pm UTC

yes, I sneak candy in
the movie theatre. $4 for a box of skittles? my a ss

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SugarComa
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August 15, 2013 10:04am UTC

Sleeping in my bed, late at night all alone in my bedroom. It is so peaceful now until BUH-BAM! Dreams of cotton candy clouds filled with chocolate milk rain on one side of the world and on the other side a sun made from golden honey. Grass made out green gummy worms and rivers flow with blue raspberry juice. Even the soil is made out of choclate sprinkles. And then the dark sports of obeisity come and crush the land! NOOOOOOOOO!!!!! And then I wake up.

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iscream4icecream26
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August 13, 2013 3:48pm UTC

When i want CANDY!!! i want CANDY!!!!! if not, it's not pretty.

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Yonna13
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August 12, 2013 5:28pm UTC

We went to walmart today to buy candy. I had like five things of candy this is what happened.
Grandma: *Looks in basket* Your're not getting all of that.
Me: I'll buy some!!
Grandma: You're still not getting all of that.
Me: BUT GRAMMY TEEN WOLF COMES ON TONIGHT!!
Grandma: So? I don't care you're still not getting all of that.
Me: But I'll Buy some!!
Grandma: No put it back!!
Me: BUT TEEN WOLF COME ON TONIGHT!!! I'll buy someeee.
All in all?
I came home with two bags of candy ( / . \ )

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Hamida*
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July 23, 2013 9:47pm UTC

I love candy

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whenlovehitsyou
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July 15, 2013 3:17pm UTC

The irony of choking on a life saver**

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MaddieHughes
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July 12, 2013 6:26am UTC

When im sad...candy
when im bored...candy
when im hungry...candy
when im on the toilet...candy
when im riding my bike...candy
when im on my phone...candy
when im craving food...candy
when a car runs me over ...
INJURIES
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hopetrustbelieve01
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July 10, 2013 7:42pm UTC

If you remember Wonderballs then you are a true 90's kid.

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xSweetSorrow
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July 8, 2013 8:45am UTC

"I think I might be addicted to lollipops..."
I told myself as I unwrapped my 6th lollipop and
waited for the lunch bell to ring.

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SunKissedBeauty
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June 25, 2013 2:55pm UTC

its mad depressing when when you eat the last piece of candy
but you didnt look in the bag and realize it was the last one
so you could truly appreciate it for what it was worth.

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Cassandra13
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June 20, 2013 5:36pm UTC

Why do they call small candy "Funsize"?
I mean what's so fun about getting small candy?..

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Bananaaah
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June 12, 2013 4:38pm UTC

Me: *opens gummy-bear packet*
Me: 90% Greens.
Me: The Lord is Testing me.

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Fat Amy*
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June 6, 2013 11:19am UTC

Friends come and go,
But candy is always sweet!

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myfangirl
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May 25, 2013 10:45am UTC

I was at a carnival today,
and this guy bought some cotton candy.
He was really cute, and I wasn't suprised when he walked back to a really pretty girl (you know, the kind that was too good and would not be caught dead conversing with someone of the wittian species).
Being the nosy person I am, I listened in on what she had to say:
Her: This is for me?
Him: Sure.
Her: But it's pink.
Him: What?
Her: I want blue cotton candy.
Him: Fine.
He took the cotton candy and ripped it up and sprinkled it all over her. He rubbed it on her shirt and it was all sticky. He pulled out his wallet and gave the girl some money.
Him: Here. Go buy yourself some more BLUE cotton candy.
He gave her a little more money.
Him: And here is for you to find a ride home.
And then he walked away.
YOU SIR, ARE MY HERO.

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CaitlinAtTheDisco*
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May 23, 2013 9:07pm UTC

Today, I went on a field trip to Times Square, and my group went to the M&M factory.
The red M&M guy was there taking pictures and I was naturally scared of him. My
chaperone told us to go take a picture so I went as far away from him as possible.
He offered me a hug, but I shook my head. He outstretched his arms again but I
shook my head again. He stepped closer to me and I ran and he chased me, half-
way through the store. Everyone was laughing and we had to walk by him again to
get on the elevator and he put his two fingers to his eyes and then pointing at me.
(I'm watching you.) I've never been more scared of candy in my whole entire life.
This-Actually-Happened-To-Me

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