Breakingbad Quotes

TellitTotheFrogs*
posted a quote
February 11, 2014 8:14pm UTC

Jesse: So, what if this is like math or algebra? You add a plus douchêbag to a
minus douchêbag, and you get, like, zero douchêbags?
Walt: I've got some math for you: Hank catching Gus equals Hank catching us!
-Breaking Bad

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zer0*
posted a quote
February 3, 2014 12:50pm UTC

"I came to realize
that fear is the worst of it.
That's the real enemy.
So get up, get out
in the real world,
and you kick that bxstxrd
as hard as you can,
right in the teeth."

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TellitTotheFrogs*
posted a quote
January 21, 2014 4:04pm UTC

Jesse: You either run fom things, or you face them, Mr. White.
Walt: What exactly does that mean?
Jesse: I learned it in rehab. It's all about accepting who you really
are. I accept who I am.
Walt: And who are you?
Jesse: I'm the bad guy.
-Breaking Bad

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TellitTotheFrogs*
posted a quote
January 21, 2014 3:49pm UTC

you need to stop focusing on :: the darkness behind you

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Jordan.*
posted a quote
January 18, 2014 10:01am UTC

Not to spoil the
ending for you but
everything
turns out to be okay.

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Jordan.*
posted a quote
January 12, 2014 12:08pm UTC

If you are reading this, you have
survived your entire life up until
this point.
You have survived traumas,
heartbreak, devastation, the
different phases of life.
And here you are.
You go, mutherf/cker.
You're awesome.

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RoseNightshade1799
posted a quote
January 11, 2014 8:50pm UTC

"Breaking bad.
Fixing good."
~Life lessons from Tarzan

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CloudyWithAChanceOfDeath
posted a quote
January 6, 2014 10:01pm UTC

Today I was doing my English homework while watching Breaking Bad and the paper ended up being about meth.

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TellitTotheFrogs*
posted a quote
January 2, 2014 11:18pm UTC

Jesse: Got some big cow house way out that way, like two miles,
but I don't see nobody.
Walt: ... A cow house?
Jesse: Yeah, where they live.
Walt: ...
Jesse: The cows.
-Breaking Bad

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ErinIsTheName*
posted a quote
December 28, 2013 5:01pm UTC

"Self hatred doesn't accomplish anything,
it just stands in the way." -Breaking Bad

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crookedyoung
posted a quote
December 17, 2013 3:25pm UTC

i know i said i'd never lie to you
and i'm not trying to
but i've gotta keep these secrets keeping me awake

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crazygrrl010296*
posted a quote
November 20, 2013 4:41pm UTC

Breaking Bad pickup lines
-You are the Lily to my Valley
-My love for you is 99.1% pure
-Come inside my RV and I'll show you some real chemistry
-Your eyes are bluer than Heisenberg's crystal

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♪♫Losτ Sταrs♫♪*
posted a quote
November 19, 2013 4:31am UTC

"If that's true - if you don't know who I am - then
maybe your best course is to tread lightly."
-Walter White to Hank Schrader
from Breaking Bad.

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♪♫Losτ Sταrs♫♪*
posted a quote
November 19, 2013 3:44am UTC

"I have spent my whole life scared,
frightened of things that could happen,
might happen, might not happen, 50-years I spent like that.
Finding myself awake at three in the morning.
But you know what?
Ever since my diagnosis, I sleep just fine.
What I came to realise is that fear, that's the worst of it.
That's the real enemy.
So, get up, get out in the real world and you
kick that b/stard as hard as
you can right in the teeth."
-Walter White from Breaking Bad

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CaitlinAtTheDisco*
posted a quote
November 7, 2013 3:08pm UTC

My Friends
Me and my friends: *going to our other friends house*
Friend 1: *goes to knock*
Me: *smacks hand away*
Me: I'm the one who knocks.
Me: I am the danger.

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RoseNightshade1799
posted a quote
October 24, 2013 8:57pm UTC

The moment you realize
That Breaking Bad and High School Musical
Both happened in the same city

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FreakingPip*
posted a quote
September 29, 2013 9:46am UTC

What if it turns out that in the end of Breaking Bad
Walt didn't actually have cancer or care about the money,
but the entire show was an elaborate plot
to teach Jesse chemistry?

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ShmeXyLlamAs
posted a quote
July 4, 2013 4:41am UTC

Guys, One of my Biggest and Favourite shippings just died. AndI don't mean they broke up.

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RadioCatastrophe
posted a quote
May 21, 2013 2:52pm UTC

Pain
Is weakness
Leaving your body.

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maddiepoytress
posted a quote
February 3, 2013 4:53pm UTC

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I just broke rule i.
I feel like so naughty.

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