Best Bras Quotes This Week

Hale_Storm18
posted a quote
March 28, 2013 9:00pm UTC

Me: Why does water cost more than soda?
Me: Why does salad cost more than a hamburger?
Me: Why does fruit cost more than candy?
Me: Why do vegetables cost more than chips?
Me: Why do workout clothes cost more than cute shirts?
Me: Why do sports bras cost more than regular bras?
Me: Why does spandex cost more than jean shorts?
Me: Why?

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AnaCastro196
posted a quote
July 6, 2013 6:35pm UTC

"I'm afraid I
can't go. I've already taken off my bra so I'm in for the night."

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roseth0rn
posted a quote
February 23, 2013 3:19pm UTC

I will never understand girls who throw their bras at guys on stage those things are really expensive and he has no use for it like what do you want him to do pass it down to his first born daughter.

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Leslie and Alli *
posted a quote
May 12, 2013 10:03pm UTC

So i was at jcpennies earlier buying bra's!And i looked over and i saw a boy from school who i had the tiniest crush on and he saw me holding the bra's and they were push up bras! And he like looked me and laughed. He saw me buying psuh up bra's... PUSH UP BRAS! I was so embarassed and i still am.

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AnaCastro196
posted a quote
June 17, 2013 5:08pm UTC

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IF YOU DON'T HAVE ANYTHING
NICE TO SAY, come sit by
me and we can make fun
of people together

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ThisIsMe943
posted a quote
March 7, 2013 11:41pm UTC

Friends are like bras
Close to your heart
and all about support
♥

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*Freedom*
posted a quote
August 26, 2013 10:13am UTC

Me: *Shopping for bras*
Me: *Sees hot guy coming*
Me: Mom, hold the bras quick. I don't want him looking at me.
Mom: I don't think he'd even look at you without the bras.
Me:.....
Mom: And I'm not kidding.
Worst Part You Ask?
True Story.

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AnaCastro196
posted a quote
June 17, 2013 5:11pm UTC

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Don't ever text me with a
boring a$$ conversation....
Wasting my unlimited texting
and sh!@#T

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xoLoveMatters
posted a quote
February 6, 2013 6:29pm UTC

Girls, stop stuffing your bras.
You know that feeling when you open a bag of chips and it's half empty.

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Drii_101
posted a quote
August 8, 2013 2:43am UTC

Bras are so expansive like I didn't choose the boob life the boob life chose me.

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AnaCastro196
posted a quote
June 17, 2013 1:29am UTC

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Late nights = deep thoughts

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AnaCastro196
posted a quote
June 17, 2013 5:02pm UTC

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I got 99 problems and
money could solve at least
80 of them

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AnaCastro196
posted a quote
June 17, 2013 5:33pm UTC

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Do you ever just rub your
eyes so hard that you just
start entering some f*cking
galaxy of swirls and patterns

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kitkat929m
posted a quote
April 13, 2013 3:27pm UTC

If your br.a is too tight and you are a girl, you're uncomfortable.
If your br.a is too right and you are a boy, I'm uncomfortable.

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FundamentalSkeleton
posted a quote
February 9, 2013 7:26pm UTC

Bras
Are BOOBY traps!
f o r m a t j i m m y 3 6 5

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PrimarilyParamore*
posted a quote
June 23, 2014 12:34am UTC

GIRL CONFESSIONS:
i am literally bored to death right now.
1. Do you sleep in your bra? Nope
2. Do you like noodles? Yes
3. Do you enjoy drama? Not really
4. Are you a girly girl? Yes in someways
5. Small or large purses? depends
6. Favorite color? pink
7. Are you short? si...
8. Do you like somebody? not really
9. Do you care if your socks are dirty? no
10. Do you like Halloween? yup
11. Favorite time of the year? Summer
12. Where is the weirdest place you have slept? brokendown couch
13. Has anyone touched/smacked your butt in the past 24 hours? No
14. Is there any type of rumour going around about you? nah
15. Do you call anybody by their last name? not usually
16. How many guys will read this just because it says-Girl Confessions? All the boys
BE HONEST;
1. What color is the bra that you're wearing?
none.....
2. Do you prefer light or dark haired guys? Both
3. Are you currently frustrated with a boy? nope
4. Do you have a best friend? a couple :)
5. Have you ever had your heart broken? yes
6. Have you ever thought of having plastic surgery? Nope
7. Do you like your life? i guess
8. Have you ever jumped in the pool with your clothes on? nope
9. Do you have more friends that are girls or boys? girls
10. How long have you had a Facebook?
2 years
11. Have you ever slapped a boy in the face? not really
12. What are your biggest fears? cars
13. Have you ever cried yourself to sleep? ofc
14. Have you ever not been able to get someone off of your mind? yes
15. Do you believe in the saying “once a cheater, always a cheater"? I dunno
16. Have you ever had a good feeling about something? sure
17. Do you ever wish you were famous? sometimes
18. Are you currently missing someone? yes
19. Who are you texting right now? no one.
YOURSELF...
1. Eyeliner or Mascara? mascara
2. Pink or black? pink
3. Pumps or flats? flats
4. Skirts or pants? pants
5. Socks or leggings? BOTH
6. Hoodies or jackets? hoodies
7. Heels or sneakers? sneakers
8. Straight or curly hair? both
9. White or black? doesn't matter?
10. Smoothies or lattes? smoothies
11. Diet or regular sodas? Coke Zero
12. Water or daiquiris? daiquiris are freaking delish
13. Pearls or diamonds? diamonds
14. Justin Bieber or One Direction?
One Direction
15. I Pod or cell phone? iPod
16. Friends or family? both
17. Lip gloss or lip stick? lipgloss
18. Manicure or pedicures? manicures
19. Tank tops or bathers? tank tops
20. Big sunglasses or small ? Snorkelfin Bogwater?
21. Sunglasses or purses? sunglasses
IN A GUY...
1. Funny or Serious? funny
2. Romantic or Daredevil? romantic
3. Dark Eyes or Light Eyes? dark
4. Long Hair or Short Hair? longish
5. Curly Hair or Straight Hair? i don't care.

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AnaCastro196
posted a quote
June 17, 2013 4:59pm UTC

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I wish I had speakers built
inside my shower

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AnaCastro196
posted a quote
June 17, 2013 4:20pm UTC

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If I stay up late talking
to you then you're pretty
special to me.

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AnaCastro196
posted a quote
June 17, 2013 1:22am UTC

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Those girls who think
every guy wants them... No.

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AnaCastro196
posted a quote
June 17, 2013 5:27pm UTC

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Love is when someone asks
for a starburst and you
give them a red or pink one

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