Boss Quotes

Dishonored*
posted a quote
August 29, 2016 2:16pm UTC

I went on vacation for a week
because my sister and her girlfriend
came home to get married and it was
kinda a big deal. I told my boss that
it was fine if I couldn't get the entire
week off, just as long as I had the
wedding day off. she gave me the
whole week. now she is sending
me comments like "cyrstal refuses
to work another 14 hour shift because
she did all last week just so you could
have off." like, you can't give me days
off where I offered to work and then
make me feel bad for having off. time
to start filling out applications again.

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Winter_Rose
posted a quote
August 11, 2016 12:35pm UTC

F*ck you think i am?
Disrespecting me
Now the Queen got other plans... So why you texting me?

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Winter_Rose
posted a quote
August 11, 2016 12:31pm UTC

Mr. F*ckboy, you ain't got no luck boy
So keep it moving or stay stuck boy, f*ck boy
I ain't waiting, that's time wasting
I broke your heart, that's a crime ain't it?
Well this a box of sh*t, criminal
My money maximum, you b*tch minimal. Simple.
Why you gotta make it complicated?
Now I don't love you & i know you hate it.

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Dishonored*
posted a quote
June 16, 2016 12:49pm UTC

work is getting so stressful for me.
"that's life" and "that's work" is all I'm
being told and like... I get it, I do, but
I shouldn't have to be scared to go in
to work because my boss might decide
she doesn't like me that day for no good
reason. because she does that. the other
day she told my coworkes I don't have
much common sense. like who does
that? I have plenty. but my manager
didn't train me. so there are a lot of
stupid questions I ask, so I don't get
in trouble for doing something wrong.
it's an anxiety thing. and being called
stupid is the one thing I just can't stand.
because I can be stupid, we all can.
but I'm not stupid in general, you know?

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crimson24
posted a quote
January 14, 2016 7:38pm UTC

The trigger moment when
your boss mentions your
sticks for arms...
and you wish that
your guns for hands...
were literally guns.

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Anujsomany
posted a quote
January 13, 2016 9:31am UTC

"Efforts depend on individuals,
but
Results rely on mere conditions. "
~Anuj Somany

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Anujsomany
posted a quote
January 12, 2016 12:48am UTC

"An organisation is like a TREE.
Its growth is measured by the height it attains and the width it covers. It is largely considered GREEN because of its leaves.
Its fruits (financial results) depend solely on its roots (leaders).
If its branch (head) is functionally weak, the same part will always complain of being laden with too many leaves (employees) but the strong will grow more."
~Anuj Somany

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Anujsomany
posted a quote
October 8, 2015 8:46am UTC

“The CHARACTER of a head or an authority is just the common quality as attitudinal characteristics found in the majority of the people working under his or her belt for a considerable time period.”
~Anuj Somany

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Anujsomany
posted a quote
March 11, 2015 10:55pm UTC

"Efforts depend on individuals , but results rely on mere conditions.
~Anuj Somany.

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Anujsomany
posted a quote
February 16, 2015 10:13pm UTC

"People advising others often forget that the same advice applies to their life as well."
~Anuj Somany

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Anujsomany
posted a quote
February 14, 2015 10:04pm UTC

"Efforts depend on individuals, but results rely on mere conditions"
~Anuj Somany

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janinee1415
posted a quote
December 30, 2014 7:24am UTC

fake it til you make it, right?

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Emma Is Not My Name*
posted a quote
August 19, 2014 3:20pm UTC

A boss is like a diaper
Always on your as$ and ussualy ful of sh/t

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Gpc11
posted a quote
June 1, 2014 5:56am UTC

My boss yelled at me today "This is the 5th time you've been late to work this week! Do you know what that means?!?" I said, "It must be Friday."

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haileyPaigeRawr
posted a quote
May 7, 2014 12:10pm UTC

screw driving a car.I HAVE A FKN UNICORN!!! >:D

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Anujsomany
posted a quote
April 21, 2014 12:46am UTC

"Efforts depend on individuals , but results rely on mere conditions"
~Anuj Somany

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epicman121
posted a quote
March 25, 2014 7:08pm UTC

like a boss

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tacocat
posted a quote
March 14, 2014 8:38pm UTC

Hello.
I'm tacocat.
Guess what tacocat
spelled backwards is..
tacocat.
like a boss.
swerve.

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PerfectlyImperfectt
posted a quote
December 26, 2013 7:15pm UTC

I was on Santas naughty list because I was a
boss as* b*tch
this year.

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scribble
posted a quote
December 6, 2013 11:49am UTC

In 2nd Grade everyone called me "dumb" and "a loser"
~
in 7th Grade everyone called me "ugly" they called me "stupid" they called "Worthless"
but now, they call me
BOSS

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