Boob Quotes

mtndewhm*
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December 11, 2013 7:24pm UTC

Girl: Do I have cramps or has my appendix exploded
Girl: Does my boob hurt or am I having a heart attack
Girl: Am I on my period or is this internal bleeding
Girl: These are our struggles
Boy: Thinking dirty thoughts and getting an erection in awkward situations
Boy: The struggles of a man
Girl: Boo hoo
Girl: Thinking of my naked grandma isn't going to suck the blood back into my vågina

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Serendipity *
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December 2, 2013 2:11pm UTC

''Put your shirt properly, I can see your bra strap.''
Because that's a total secret eh?
Secret boobs
Secret bra
Secret....

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Aurora876
posted a quote
November 23, 2013 11:00pm UTC

Of course, guy logic is to watch movies for boob shots

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of_mice_and_lucifer*
posted a quote
September 21, 2013 5:51pm UTC

Girls
does your boob randomly start to hurt like
please I don't wanna be alone in this
girls
plz

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ShittingLoudlyInABox
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September 10, 2013 10:36pm UTC

I stood for nothing, so I fell for everything

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IrishRover69
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August 15, 2013 2:06pm UTC

Just a friendly reminder that when you eating a chicken 'breast', it's a chicken boob.

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...*
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June 22, 2013 4:32pm UTC

Did you know there's no angry way of saying "boob"
Fave { ♥} if you said it out loud.

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...*
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June 22, 2013 3:56pm UTC

Did you know there's no angry way of saying "boob"
Fave { ♥} if you said it out loud.

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Dishonored*
posted a quote
June 14, 2013 6:59pm UTC

Cousin: What are you doing?
Me: Covering my boob. There's a hole in my shirt...
Cousin: Are you wearing a shirt underneath?
Me: No, see.
Cousin: Daaaaaamn, that's one pale boob.

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Livy*
posted a quote
May 6, 2013 6:16pm UTC

Boobytrap backwards is
Partyboob.
Carry on.
♥

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