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Pluto*
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April 30, 2013 1:08pm UTC
Usain Bolt ran 100m in 9.69 seconds.
I can't even get off the couch in 9.69 seconds.

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Iwannacookie2304
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March 26, 2013 2:23pm UTC
Usain Bolt: I've won over 23 gold medals
Me: When I eat chewits, and turn upside down, the run out of my nose
Usain Bolt: -_-

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Iwannacookie2304
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March 14, 2013 3:52pm UTC
Usain Bolt,
you may have won gold in the olympics, but i know all the words to thrift shop
f o r m a t j i m m y 3 6 5

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alligatorsky
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February 10, 2013 6:08pm UTC
When I was 8 I wanted a bicycle.
Then my birthday came around.
You know what my parents got me?
They got me a baseball glove.
So you know what I did with that baseball glove?
I rode it to school every day.
True story.

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