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Blond Quotes

  1. Harley Clown* Harley Clown*
    posted a quote
    September 16, 2014 10:34am UTC
    A blind man walks into a bar, taps the man next him and says, "Hey, wanna hear a blond joke?" The man said to the blind man, "Look buddy, I'm blond. The man behind me is a 400-pound professional wrestler, and he's blond. The bouncer is blond. The man sitting over to your left is also blond. Still wanna tell that blond joke?" The blind man was silent for a moment and then said, "Nah, I wouldn't want to have to explain it five times."

  2. ~Spoken Silence~* ~Spoken Silence~*
    posted a quote
    November 29, 2013 5:40pm UTC
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G12TCUBhQ98
    Oh my gosh! This boy, just this boy is so cute!
    I would marry him <3
    oh crap, did my little fan-boy just come out?
    NO!!!!!!!!!!!!

  3. *Freedom* *Freedom*
    posted a quote
    October 26, 2013 11:35pm UTC
    Did you hear about the blonde who attempted to drive to Disney World?
    She saw a sign saying: "Disney World Left" so she went home.
    ❄MILA❄

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