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Cess_me
posted a quote
September 22, 2015 8:21am UTC

i was seated in our school bus and my seatmate wouldnt let us be in peace...she kept unwrapping her sweets now and then so when i was fed up i watched her unwrap two sweets
she offered me the last sweet
i dint want her sweet though, it was just irritating for we who forgot to pack our sweets as we do everyday

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Amenah
posted a quote
January 22, 2014 9:55am UTC

I feel that, with all the good things in my life, I'm not allowed to confess to my sorrow.
((and that is crippling me))

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Dishonored*
posted a quote
November 29, 2013 8:01am UTC

"I don't get why people get so
upset about taxes being deducted
from their paycheck. They still get paid."
lol do you even have a job? It's a pain
in the a.ss to work hard, and not see
all of your paycheck. If you only work
a few times a pay period then yeah,
it's no biggie, but if you work 40-50
hours a pay period, the amount taken
off could equal up to two days of work;
two days of work you aren't getting paid for.
Well, at least that's how it works for me.
I didn't see $73 of my last paycheck, which
is over two days worth, two days I didn't get paid for.taxes suck a.ss.

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Roya*
posted a quote
November 9, 2013 9:52pm UTC

When someone gives me cut-eye:
r_r
B/tch, please

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LookingForBrittany
posted a quote
October 4, 2013 7:09am UTC

Nice Tan, Orange is My Favourite Colour!

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XxVasHappeninxX
posted a quote
August 1, 2013 3:36pm UTC

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You both like one direction.
Stranger: directioner?
You: Yeeeeees.
Stranger: yayyy!!! fave member
You: Niall. How many r's are there?
Stranger: where?
You: How many r's are there?
You: Any directioner should know this...
You: Oh god youre a carrot.
Stranger: F/CK YOU GET OUT OF MY KITCHEN
Stranger has disconnected.
Well that escalated quickly.

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JazzySnow
posted a quote
July 31, 2013 8:02am UTC

If there was such a thing as terminal literalism, you would have died in childhood.

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Hanny*
posted a quote
June 16, 2013 3:50pm UTC

Me: I'm going to wear all Black to represent my mood right now.
Sister: Hash Tag Emo!!!!
Me: ...
Sister: ...
Me: ...Shut up.

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The_Sky_Is_Falling*
posted a quote
June 16, 2013 3:11am UTC

lol wtf, since when has witty
been a place where you can't
post whatever the f.ck you want to?
Like, if b.tches get their panties in a
twist because people post quotes
about abortion and religion, then
they obviously aren't mature enough
to be on the f.cking internet.
Don't like a quote? No. one. cares.
Freedom of speech, feel free to ignore them.
If people would just ignore the "shitstorm"
quotes then they wouldn't be top-quotes
and it wouldn't even be a "shitstorm."
Funny how that works, huh?

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Hanny*
posted a quote
June 14, 2013 12:49pm UTC

ASDFGHJKL
My Emotions right now.

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Repair Boy 🔥*
posted a quote
May 31, 2013 8:17pm UTC

Dont keep on ignoring me,
Because unlike the other,
Im not afraid to walk away

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sulema7
posted a quote
February 24, 2013 11:08am UTC

stranger
heart break love friend
boyfriend/girlfriend cycle bestfriend
love
B(i)tch, please.
stranger
friend-zoned
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#ForeverAlone

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SamiLynn
posted a quote
February 4, 2013 5:21pm UTC

I cant like someone? Well im sorry. Last time i checked it was my life.

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