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illgiveyouablackeye*
posted a quote
October 29, 2014 7:54am UTC

S
The truth is:
I contradict myself.
All. The. Time.
And I confuse myself on what I think and what I feel and
somedays I just get so frustrated
because I dont understand
who I am
or
what my personality is like.
But
then I remember:
that's what makes me,
ME,
and
I wouldn't have it
any other way.

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heartofstones
posted a quote
March 13, 2014 4:45pm UTC

This is my FAVORITE SONG!!!!
A long time ago, when the Earth was green,
There was more kinds of animals than you've ever seen.
And they'd run around free when the Earth was being born,
And the loveliest of 'em all was the unicorn.
There was green alligators and long-necked geese,
Some humpty backed camels and some chimpanzees.
Some cats and rats and elephants, but sure as you're born,
The loveliest of all was the unicorn.
Well now God seen some sinnin' and it caused Him pain.
And He said, "Stand back, I'm going to make it rain!"
He said, "Hey, Brother Noah, I'll tell you what to do,
build me a floating zoo,"
"and take some of them".......
"Green alligators and long-necked geese,
Some humpty backed camels and some chimpanzees.
Some cats and rats and elephants, but sure as you're born.
Don't you forget My unicorns."
Well Old Noah he was there and he answered the callin',
And he finished makin' the ark just as the rain started to fallin'.
Then he marched in all them animals two by two,
And he sung out as they went through,
"Hey Lord,"
"I got Your green alligators and long-necked geese,
Some humpty backed camels and some chimpanzees.
Some cats and rats and elephants, but Lord, I'm so forlorn,
I just can't see no unicorns!"
And Noah looked out through the driving rain,
Them unicorns were hiding, playing silly games.
They were kickin' and splashin' while the rain was pourin',
Oh, them silly unicorns!
There was green alligators and long-necked geese,
Some humpty backed camels and some chimpanzees.
Noah cried, "Close the door 'cause the rain is just pourin',
And we just cannot wait for no unicorn!"
The ark started moving, and it drifted with the tide,
And them unicorns looked up from the rocks and they cried.
And the waters come down and sort of floated them away,
That's why you never seen a unicorn to this very day.
But you'll see green alligators and long-necked geese,
Some humpty backed camels and some chimpanzees.
Some cats and rats and elephants, but sure as you're born,
You're never gonna see no unicorns!

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Izzi
posted a quote
August 29, 2013 2:31pm UTC

you know how
people buy girls drinks in bars? why can't people do that in book shops? i mean if i was browsing books in a shop and a person came up to me, strikes a conversation with me and offers to buy me a book, there would be a much higher chance of it working in their favour
f o r m a t j i m m y 3 6 5 n m q!

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epictacos
posted a quote
July 10, 2013 1:24am UTC

Pirates of the Caribbean
Will: I'm not sure if this idea was mad or brilliant
Jack: You'd be shocked at how often those two coincide together.

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SimplyDestroyed
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June 20, 2013 2:01pm UTC

I figure life's a gift and I don't intend on wasting it.
- Jack Dawson; Titanic (Leonardo Dicaprio)

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sophsunflower12
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April 13, 2013 5:52pm UTC

if people were rain,
I was drizzle and
she was a hurricane.
-John Green

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pervey_sage_girl
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February 25, 2013 7:52pm UTC

Would you break something perfect
to make it beautiful?

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