Batman Quotes

Iamnottheamericanaverage;)*
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February 3, 2015 3:08pm UTC

"I'm like a dog chasing cars, I wouldn't know what to do if I caught one, you know? I just do things.."-- Joker

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SarahLee3494
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October 27, 2014 12:20am UTC

"F.UCK BATMAN!"Oh, I plan to.

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AloisTrancy
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October 19, 2014 7:34pm UTC

Always be yourself. Unless you can be batman. Then be batman. ~Andy Biersack

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Michelle Parker *
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August 18, 2014 7:34pm UTC

No one has ever seen me and Batman in the same room???
coincidence I THINK NOT!!

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Michelle Parker *
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August 18, 2014 7:04pm UTC

No one has ever seen me and Batman in the same room???
coincidence I THINK NOT!!

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julie_urzua
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July 18, 2014 8:40am UTC

Someone drew the batman sign on the board without the teacher seeing (I didn't see who it was either) but the second she saw it she turns to me like "Julissa why'd you do that?"Ummm lady I didn't do it just cause I have a batman hoodie on and my backpack is batman doesn't mean I go around drawing Batman everywhere jeezzz.....okay I did that like freshmen year hahaha but I haven't done it since....I think XD

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megzzyluvzu
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July 17, 2014 3:49pm UTC

Guys.
If I'm being completely honest with you,
Andy Biersack
Is the only reason that I like Batman.
Otherwise,
DC sucks.
Marvel > everything else.

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julie_urzua
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July 7, 2014 1:35am UTC

I love BatmanA superhero who shows you don't need super powers to be awesome

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AnaCastro196
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July 6, 2014 2:46pm UTC

"You said you would change the world
but so far, you haven't
You said that you would be the greatest villain that Gotham has ever seen,
but so far you aren't.
You said that I'm just a sidekick,
but I'm not.
You said that after you kill the Batman, things would change
. Between the two of us, then i would be more than just a "sidekick".
I would be and the only Harley Quinn.
So for now on Joker, I might not be more than a sidekick,
but later, I'll be something more. "

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AnaCastro196
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July 5, 2014 6:53pm UTC

"You see in their last moments,
people show you who they really are.
So in a way, I know your friends better than you ever did."
-Joker

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*tripsoverfridge*
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June 10, 2014 4:31am UTC

Non-Comics Readers: "OOHOHOOHOHOHOH BATMAN IS MY FAVE."
Non-Comics Readers: "OMGGGGGG GREEN LANTERN IS SOOOOO NICE."
Me: "Hate to break it to you, they're both jerks."

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Michelle Parker *
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June 9, 2014 1:34pm UTC

Always Be Yourself Unless You Can Be BATMAN, ALWAYS CHOOSE BATMAN

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wdmbguard
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May 9, 2014 8:07pm UTC

“People have become so accustomed to texting that they're actually startled when the phone rings. It's like we suddenly all have Bat-phones. If it rings, there must be danger.”

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haileyPaigeRawr
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May 7, 2014 2:28pm UTC

quote of the day!!IM BATMAN XD

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SokuDragonBallZ*
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April 29, 2014 6:19am UTC

We can be evil
Villans Lovers
Like
Joker,
and
Harley Quinn.
<3

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Hollieeee*
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April 20, 2014 7:59am UTC

Someone: Who are you?
Someone: Someone changed all my contact names.
Me: What did they change my name to?
Someone: Batman
Me: DON'T CHANGE IT BACK
Someone: But who the hell are you?
Me: BATMAN
Me: Nananananananana

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Vanessa15*
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March 23, 2014 2:38am UTC

batman top
OR
superman top

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KayleighJean
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March 5, 2014 6:17pm UTC

I am THE BATMAN

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capsized*
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March 1, 2014 9:46pm UTC

one time when i was high i got really upset because bats eat spiders and what if batman comes into contact with spiderman what will happen will spiderman be okay

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* Sabaism *
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January 25, 2014 11:05pm UTC

Confession #68
I used to have a crazy insane crush on Batman

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