Best Balloons Quotes Today

JKS123
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June 22, 2013 7:00am UTC

Friends are like balloons
If you stab them they die.

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Clarice
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June 11, 2013 10:55am UTC

Dear Students with birthdays from September to May,
What's it like having your
friends decorate your locker
for your birthday?
Sincerely,
Students with birthdays from June to August

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daniigee
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June 2, 2013 12:28pm UTC

Balloons are so weird. Like, happy birthday here's a plastic sack of my breath.

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abigaail
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June 2, 2013 4:35pm UTC

Balloons are so weird...
"Happy birthday, heres a plastic sack of my breath."

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CloudyWithAChanceOfDeath
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September 10, 2013 10:32pm UTC

Confession #1
I have a fear of balloons.
One day we needed to blow up balloons in science
and one popped right next to my ear.
I had a panic attack in the middle of class.

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budcool
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July 7, 2013 5:36pm UTC

Balloons are so weird like... "Happy birthday! Here's a plastic sack of my breath!"

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Carla Crahan.*
posted a quote
June 24, 2014 6:06pm UTC

Balloons are so weird...
'Happy birthday, here's a plastic sack of my breath!'

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*Tori Leigh*
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January 9, 2014 4:38pm UTC

OKAY SO STORY TIME GUISE.
So yesterday I was talking with some friends during geometry class and we were talking about condoms being like incredibly inflatable. Like, I was telling them about
how I watched this youtube video where this guy pumps air into one and it literally gets bigger than his torso, and the thing takes up the whole screen.
Well... so I was like...
Me: ... and it just got bigger and bigger and like...
*teacher sneaks up behind me*
Him: *quietly* .. and bigger..?
Me: OH UHM YES BALLOONS THOSE LITTLE RASCALS ARE ALWAYS INFLATING TO THE SIZE OF THE MOON
*teacher silently walks away*
Me and friends: LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLL *dies*

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KT_143
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June 6, 2013 3:30pm UTC

Balloons are so weird…
"Happy Birthday, here's a
plastic sack of my breathe."

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kimbles
posted a quote
July 15, 2013 9:02am UTC

balloons are weird... it's like "happy birthday...here's a plastic sack of my breath."

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RingoStar
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June 6, 2013 9:00pm UTC

Balloons are so weird. It's like:
"Happy birthday, here's a colorful sack of my breath."

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MeowMeowPower
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August 16, 2013 7:53am UTC

Balloons are so weird..."Happy birthday, here's a plastic sack of my breath!"

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coolsuperstarz
posted a quote
August 10, 2013 9:44pm UTC

if you think about it, balloons are really weird,
"happy birthday, here's a plastic sack of my breath."
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smileschangepeople
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August 17, 2013 6:25pm UTC

*Kid cries because balloon is popped*
*Guy blows up another one*
*Gives kid balloon*
*Kid becomes happy*
*Guy pops it in his face*
~Descpicable Me

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Deep breaths, my love*
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July 20, 2014 9:48pm UTC

Friends are like balloons, if you stab them they die.

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cocopuffs
posted a quote
September 20, 2013 9:41pm UTC

Balloons are so weird…
“happy birthday, here’s a plastic sack of my breath”

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abkamel*
posted a quote
March 30, 2013 11:14pm UTC

Isn't volleyball just a giant game of don't drop the balloon?

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music_is_forever1
posted a quote
June 3, 2013 3:11pm UTC

Balloons are so weird.
Like,
"Happy Birthday! Here's a plastic sack of my breath!"

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ThatWeirdGirl*
posted a quote
April 8, 2013 9:13pm UTC

Holding onto someone who doesn't love you back,
is like holding onto a balloon.
When you let go of course you're going to miss it.
But you're hands will be free and you get to do so much more
that maybe it's worth it.

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Deep breaths, my love*
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July 21, 2014 8:53pm UTC

Friends are like balloons, if you stab them they die.

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