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HelloKittyy11
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January 8, 2015 7:49pm UTC

It really stresses me out how much good music there is that I still haven't listened to

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HelloKittyy11
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January 8, 2015 7:48pm UTC

I will be the woman you will never forget. You will search for me in every girl you meet. The love, care and importance I gave you, will never be found in self absorbed girls you will meet. You will always remember me.

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Baseballisme
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October 10, 2013 11:12am UTC

Reading text messages from your friends and knowing exactly how they would say it.

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Shelley♥*
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October 8, 2013 11:00am UTC

Has anyone ever watched ASDF movies on youtube?
( - 0 - ) why you steal my dog, man?

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Baseballisme
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October 3, 2013 12:34pm UTC

When you meet an old friend and promise to hang out soon, it never happens.

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Baseballisme
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October 3, 2013 12:22pm UTC

I haven't been on in a long time, but I came back today. This place is dead. What happened to quotes getting 500 faves in 20 minutes?

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PrayForMeh
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August 19, 2013 1:43am UTC

Dude : Is anyone a Docter?!
Docter : I am! :O
Dude : THEN YOUR A NERD ! :D

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*SocialCasualty*
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July 1, 2013 3:30pm UTC

I was wrong about him...
again.

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SayNoToGnomes
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June 22, 2013 5:37am UTC

I LIKE TRAINS

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FragilexDreams
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June 20, 2013 2:00pm UTC

That moment, when you're in an argument or fight..and just go asdtctrdhgc because the word doesn't come out right.
You know that? e.e

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Everybodydotheflop
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June 9, 2013 10:22am UTC

Hey, there's something on your face.
*punch*
IT WAS PAIN.

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arinbear
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June 4, 2013 9:50am UTC

DESMOND THE MOONBEAR
DESMOND: HOW DID I GET HERE?
THE END

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SubsidingOne
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April 15, 2013 8:58am UTC

Gotta Love ASDF
Dad: Now son dont touch that cactus
*touches it*
Dad: Your dead to me
Friend: I heard carrots are good for your eye sight
*other guy puts carrots in his eyes*
other guy: you lied to me
Guy: i like your hat
him: thanks
Guy: i was being sarcastic
Him: Well i stole your face
Guy: *pats his head*
(Look up asdf on youtube <3)

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Just_A_Little_Too_Addicted
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April 11, 2013 8:23pm UTC

I'll never be
good enough
for you.

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Baseballisme
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April 5, 2013 9:24pm UTC

Who else thinks they have super powers, but just don't know how to activate them yet?

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Baseballisme
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April 3, 2013 9:47pm UTC

I left Witty for a while because of the One Direction thing going on. Now with all the gay marriage crap, i'll probably be leaving again. Somebody call me when it's all over. I'd rather read quotes about awkward potatoes and food than gay marriage and One Direction.

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rms17
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April 2, 2013 1:07am UTC

Believe you can and
you're halfway there.

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Dinocaulay
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February 14, 2013 11:39pm UTC

"I never said he stole my money"
This sentence has 7 different meanings depending on the stressed word

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Soaring_On_Owls_Wings
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February 14, 2013 10:10pm UTC

Guys, girl's value your opinion. So this is a challenge. Prove that guys can actually care sometimes.
I bet no guy has the guts to write me a
paragraph in my comment box on my
profile that I will never forget. Girls, pass
this on and see who the nicest guy is on
Witty. See what guy can actually write a
paragraph that will suprise you.
nmq (only do it if you want to )

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Dinocaulay
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February 9, 2013 8:56pm UTC

That
BOSS MOMEMT
when you get the song on your ipod to
match the song on the radio perfectly

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