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Best Alzheimers Quotes This Week

br0kenwings
posted a quote
May 26, 2014 1:50am UTC
Katherine Davis, room 303;
SWEETEST SOUL YOU EVER COULD MEET.
I bring her morning coffee everyday.
She calls me Raymond,
SHE THINKS I'M HER SON;
tells me, "Get washed up for supper,
before your daddy gets home."
She goes on about the weather,
how she can't believe
IT'S ALREADY NINETEEN FORTY-THREE.
She calls me Raymond,
and that's all right by me.

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LOSTPOETFROMHEAVEN*
posted a quote
November 27, 2013 4:09pm UTC
I think I have Alzheimers because I dont remember asking for your OPINION!!!

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Raxin
posted a quote
December 14, 2015 1:57pm UTC
There’s something I’m supposed to be doing, isn’t there?
I must have been distracted.
I’m running out of air, but there’s still time.
I feel like I was just talking to someone. Why aren’t they here?
Let’s focus.
There’s something I’m supposed to be doing, isn’t there?
quote and format by Raxin

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june321
posted a quote
August 4, 2013 5:13pm UTC
How many Alzheimers patients does it take to screw in a light bulb?
To get to the other side

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