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  1. Hale_Storm18 Hale_Storm18
    posted a quote
    April 30, 2013 2:31pm UTC
    The word "phonetically" doesn't even start with an f.
    Sh//t like this is why aliens fly straight past us.

  2. gigi58 gigi58
    posted a quote
    April 28, 2013 2:53pm UTC
    Does anybody know when is the next "End of the World"?

  3. srtecstasy srtecstasy
    posted a quote
    April 22, 2013 9:58am UTC
    The real problem lies if Aliens think about US in a way we do

  4. Merlin Merlin
    posted a quote
    April 14, 2013 3:19pm UTC
    Seriously, i don't
    know when exactly
    that UFO landed &
    dumped all these
    stupid people, but
    they apparaently
    aren't coming back
    for them.

  5. gigi58 gigi58
    posted a quote
    April 14, 2013 12:00am UTC
    In movies, aliens have powers and can move things with their minds and stuff.
    But, of all the planets
    Why do we have to be the planet without super powers?

  6. Fαy Στylες* Fαy Στylες*
    posted a quote
    April 1, 2013 12:16pm UTC
    I believe in aliens
    because I lost my faith in humans a while ago.

  7. Iwannacookie2304 Iwannacookie2304
    posted a quote
    March 24, 2013 6:53am UTC
    When you watch an alien movie and
    Start wearing tin foil hats

  8. MoonAngel MoonAngel
    posted a quote
    March 12, 2013 10:56am UTC
    Apocolypse 3030
    Chapter 2
    Alex is ashamed of himself. He had blindly followed his leader's orders to possibly EXECUTE his own sister! He instantly presses a green, glowing button and soon enough, Addison calms down. The torture is over. Alex paces up and down the room, in a dilemma of what to do next: Should he go against his own race, the 'genere alteratur'? Or should he go against his own sister, his own flesh and blood? After much brooding and pacing with his strong legs, Alex makes up his mind. He confront Dux and ask him about his motives and decide what to do from there. "Why does this have to involve me, and my parents?", Alex wonders to himself. He looks back at the screen, that still showed images from Addison's brain. He browses through them again until he sees something that catches his attention. A picture of their old kitchen and Alex, about Addison's age then, looking scared stiff. That gets him thinking back, back to the most terrorizing moment of his life.
    *Flashback*
    Alex stood on top the footprint-analyzing staircase in their home. He had never really understood WHY the staircase had to analyze footprints, but he was soon to find out. He deactivated the feature and walked down; it had never been able to recognize his genetically different footprints. He strode over to the kitchen, where he expected the robotic arm to serve breakfast like it always did. But for some reason, he could not move from the threshold of the room. The robotic arm was clutching onto his mother's neck. His father lay motionless in the corner, his eyes staring at nothing. Alex turned his head to the other side of the room where Addison, only seven at the time, stood shocked, eyes wide with fear. Standing next to the murderous mechanical member was a man, holding a remote in his hand. He was covered completely with protective armor other than his face. Alex noticed at once that this man was incredibly handsome and recognized him immediately as another 'genere alteratur'. He tried to scream out and break through the invisible barrier holding him back, but to no avail. Within ten seconds, his mother was lying limp on the ground as well, the arm was functioning normally again, as if nothing had happened and the man shimmered slightly and disappeared, but not before saying something to Alex,"We're waiting for you."
    That was how he met Dux.
    *Flashback over*
    Alex stands up and walks to the door.
    Sorry this chapters small D: i promise the next one will be big c:
    Anyways...I hope u like it! Dont ask me where this story's leading to :P

  9. Bringmethebitches* Bringmethebitches*
    posted a quote
    March 8, 2013 10:10pm UTC
    Just so you all know, I am the strangest possible human being you will ever meet....

  10. xLoveGabriellax xLoveGabriellax
    posted a quote
    March 5, 2013 8:40pm UTC
    Alien 1: Did the humans get our message?
    Alien 2: Yes, but they named it Dubsteb.
    Alien 2: and they dance to it...

  11. PotatoSalad PotatoSalad
    posted a quote
    March 2, 2013 8:08pm UTC
    Girl: What do you do for a living?
    Guy: I hunt and kill aliens.
    Girl: WHAT!?~ Aliens aren’t real!
    Guy: Have you ever seen one?
    Girl: Nope.
    Guy: You’re welcome.

  12. PerfectlyRandom PerfectlyRandom
    posted a quote
    February 11, 2013 3:54pm UTC
    What if Aliens have been trying to contact us through the internet, but "Are you human?" filters keep them out?

  13. planetxar_the_1st planetxar_the_1st
    posted a quote
    February 8, 2013 5:53pm UTC
    Truth 8#: what to do if your brother's a robber.
    tell him to either do something better with your time or get him to steal an alien spaceship from area 51!!!!

  14. sugrfree sugrfree
    posted a quote
    February 3, 2013 4:11am UTC
    plot twist:
    aliens are looking down at us and wishing they had our extra weight, acne, scars, and don't get why we don't like them, believing we are ungrateful.
    f o r m a t j i m m y 3 6 5

  15. KT_143 KT_143
    posted a quote
    January 28, 2013 3:03pm UTC
    When someone not from our class walks in
    Students: A stranger!
    Students: From the outside!
    Students: OOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHH

  16. GlassHorizon GlassHorizon
    posted a quote
    January 24, 2013 7:08pm UTC
    *Me listening to the Framing Hanley cover of Lollipop*
    Me:
    Me:
    Nixon:
    World:
    Martians:
    Me: I heard a pretend rapper tried and failed to cover this.

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