6 REASONS

why BACON is better than true love

#1
True love only happens once in a lifetime....
Bacon can happen seven times a day, if you want it to


#2
You can keep bacon in the fridge to keep it good...
true love you cannot put in the fridge


#3
Love is fleeting, but bacon stays in your arteries for all eternity


#4
It will always be there for you


#5
Bacon won't divorce you over a little misunderstanding


#6
Bacon does NOT NAG or COMPAIN