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Me: Not to impress you or anything, but when I was opening the box of candy, it said to open it on the other side and I didn't.
Friend: At this rate, you will never date anybody.

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Me: Not to impress you or anything, but when I was opening the

7 faves · Jan 25, 2014 3:45pm

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Morgan*

candy · rebel · friendship

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Me: Not to impress you or anything, but when I was opening the

by

Morgan*

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candy · rebel · friendship