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So yesterday I was at the store with my mom and I was wearing these cool triangle sunglasses
that I bought a few days before.
Out of nowhere, this guy just jumps out at me, pulls me into a hug,
and yells at the top of his lungs,
"OH MY GOD DIRK! DIRK, I'VE FINALLY FOUND YOU!"
and then he just ran off.

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It took me a whole five minutes before I knew what he meant.

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