SarahDGirl · 1 decade ago
washing machines? why would somebody have one of those?
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*kawaii satan* · 1 decade ago
what happens when you cross a chainsaw with a child? life in prison. :)
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*silvergirl* · 1 decade ago
yes
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*kawaii satan* · 1 decade ago
i know a worrying amount of jokes like this, 'normal' stuff isn't funny at all ahaha
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*silvergirl* · 1 decade ago
I know me too

why did the monkey fall out of the tree?

bc it was dead
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*kawaii satan* · 1 decade ago
oh


if a tree falls in a forest, lands on a baby, and there's no one around to hear it... is it still hilarious?
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*silvergirl* · 1 decade ago
Asdfjejwisbwn

Why did the girl fall off the swing

Bc she had no arms
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DreamLikeReality · 1 decade ago
This, doe:::

Why did annie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knockknock... (Who's there?)... Not annie :) Haha!
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*silvergirl* · 1 decade ago
Yes
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*kawaii satan* · 1 decade ago
What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby in a clown costume. ^J^

..hell's going to be hilarious with me in it
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*silvergirl* · 1 decade ago
Hahahahnsne
I have a feeling it will be party central


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DreamLikeReality · 1 decade ago
What is the difference between trampolines and babies?
...
I take my shoes off before jumping on trampolines. Ouuhh.
Haha, just kidding!
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*silvergirl* · 1 decade ago
^thank you for making my day
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DreamLikeReality · 1 decade ago
My bestguyfriend used to tell me all kinds of jokes like that, so I've got lots! But no problem, love! :D
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*silvergirl* · 1 decade ago
put them into quotes
now
I demand you
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DreamLikeReality · 1 decade ago
I did couple, mostly revolving around babies :)
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DreamLikeReality · 1 decade ago
Alrightalright, gimme a few minutes.
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meow* · 1 decade ago
this is so hilarious and youre so pretty
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*silvergirl* · 1 decade ago
youre amazing wifey ily
how are things wsith jetty
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meow* · 1 decade ago
THANKS BEAUTFIUL<3
they're...uhm.. good.. we havent talked in a while, so idrk i miss him tho.. HES JUST SO SHWEET.. kay anyways
how are you?
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*silvergirl* · 1 decade ago
im fine

im happy for you ash <3
you still hanging in there//?
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meow* · 1 decade ago
you sure?

thanks
yeah trying to
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*silvergirl* · 1 decade ago
im fine

awh is something wrong?
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meow* · 1 decade ago
liaar, tell me whats wrong

attempt number 4 last night.
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*silvergirl* · 1 decade ago
attempt numer 19 last nigh

ash never again
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meow* · 1 decade ago
im so sorry

promise to never again?
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*silvergirl* · 1 decade ago
together
I will never and you will never

we are together on this
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meow* · 1 decade ago
together
okay

yes, swear on it.
I swear, your turn..
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*silvergirl* · 1 decade ago
I swear
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meow* · 1 decade ago
okay..
so..meow
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*silvergirl* · 1 decade ago
my thoughts exactly
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meow* · 1 decade ago
yeeeeeeeeeep
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