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Me: I am so fat.
Mom: Maybe you should exercise and eat healthy.
Dad: Brings doughnuts and cake.
Me: *Takes a doughnut.*
Mom: That isn't going to help you get skinny.
Me: *Takes a second look at the doughnut.*  
Me: *Eats the doughnut.*


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Me: I am so fat. Mom: Maybe you should exercise and eat healthy.

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