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My mom's the best. 
 While I'm freaking out about college, crying hysterically, she's just staring at me. So once I finally calmed down and wiped my eyes she says, "Even after you cry, your eye makeup still looks perfect. I can't stand you." And she gets up and stomps away.... 

Needless to say I'm laughing now.
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My mom's the best. While I'm freaking out about college,

51 faves · 3 comments · Aug 24, 2013 5:03pm

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friendship · bestfriend · mom · mama · mommy · mymommyisbetterthanurs · mymomsawesome · shesmybestfriend · mommadukes · funny

Rajsonkar · 1 decade ago
Hi, this is rajsonkar coming from the past
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capsized* · 1 decade ago
how the f*&#k do you keep doing that?! XD
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*Death* · 1 decade ago
Wtf how
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