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OH MY GODS, I'M SO STUPID!!!

I just realized what the lyrics,

"A new notch in your belt is all I'll ever be,"
by Tayor Swift
means!

It means
Taylor's just another girl Harry Styles's slept with.
(No offence to Directioners even though I don't see anything that bad.)
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OH MY GODS, I'M SO STUPID!!! I just realized what the lyrics,

32 faves · 38 comments · Aug 19, 2013 9:08pm

Cameron*

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Cameron*


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funny · taylorswift · harrystyles · wellokaythen · ifoundthiskindfunnyforsomereason · lyrics

Amber_Doll · 1 decade ago
Ok, truly I don't think this song is about Harry. As far as I know, they got together in November, this song was released in October..... It was probably written months before.... I think she's trying to make Harry look like a bad guy.
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vannessa245 · 1 decade ago
People need to calm down, this is why I don't fvck with directioners they're stupid and defensive for no reason. I still like your quote! Just ignore them and don't let them give you sh/t cause they are clearly smoking on that stuff!
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Cameron* · 1 decade ago
Hahaha, not all Directioners are bad; I know a couple who are my friends. Besides, it's cool how they stay dedicated or loyal to One Direction. But thanks a bunch for defending me, really appreciate it.
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vannessa245 · 1 decade ago
Lool me to! They even dragged me to one of their concerts its the murderous ones you have to look out for and id do it anytime!
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Cameron* · 1 decade ago
Definitely those,
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supercalifredge · 1 decade ago
I really don't care about this quote but I just wanted to say that you are one of the nicest people I've ever met on witty. People are being extremely defensive and trying to make you feel badly, but you just respond, "Well, that shows you're dedicated."
I loved reading your responses.
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Cameron* · 1 decade ago
Oh my gods, you don't know how much I love your compliment! Like, I started laughing cause I felt so happy just by you saying this! Just, oh my gods, thank you!!!
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supercalifredge · 1 decade ago
Haha, yeah no problem!
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fool's gold* · 1 decade ago
Some people have kind of already said it but I'll just say it nicely since a lot of the comments are mean. c: Harry Styles and Taylor Swift were seen together after "Red" was already released, so the song can't really be written about him. And technically I don't think they were ever "boyfriend and girlfriend" and even if they were, weren't they only spotted with each other for like... maybe a week? Idk. But yeah c: Sorry for all the hate you're getting for this :c
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Cameron* · 1 decade ago
Haha, thanks for saying it politely! But I actually kinda find enjoyment from some people's hate. Like, sexwithniallhoran69; I liked the "uneducated slob" part, actually made me laugh!
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macjohnson8 · 1 decade ago
that song isn't about Harry Styles, it's not possible. the song came out before they even dated. I'm a directioner and a swiftie
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TheGirlWhoLived · 1 decade ago
butthurt directioners v
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Eli22b · 1 decade ago
Or it means she cooked so much for him that he got obese and dumped her to lose weight for his health and now he needs a bigger belt.
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Cameron* · 1 decade ago
Literally LOL!!! Like, on my gods!
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Cameron* · 1 decade ago
*oh
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sexwithniallhoran69 · 1 decade ago
That song isn't even about Harry you uneducated slob who do you think you are peasant don't dare insult Harry Styles he's sweeter than you will ever be I'm reporting this as spam you filthy
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vannessa245 · 1 decade ago
You need to calm your damn balls. Its not that serious just cause she got some facts wrong you clearly need to relax. Bout "Uneducated slob". Do yourself and all of us a favor and stfu.
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Harper* · 1 decade ago
oh wow calm down...
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Cameron* · 1 decade ago
Well, okay then, I guess. Look, I actually kinda like One Direction, like, I'm not exactly a Directioner but I sometimes listen to them. Besides, I don't really care about Harry's love life; he can be a womanizer, I'll probably care a bit but I won't let it plague my every thought and he could be charming and awesome, I'll just think he's a cool guy. Besides, I don't really have anything to say about him. Like, if anyone asked me about him I'll just say that I don't know him enough to judge him.
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duncann98 · 1 decade ago
Well that was... Wow.
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DuckyMoMo11 · 1 decade ago
OMFG I LAUGHED AT THIS THEN I THOUGHT IT WAS OFFENSIVE
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ZiallAndPizza · 1 decade ago
oh shut the f/ck up harry is not a womanizer nor was haylor even a real relationship, I doubt they slept together in that short amount of time. Harry is a sweet innocent person so go take your motherf/cking 'theories' and shove them up your
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ZiallAndPizza · 1 decade ago
butt
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vannessa245 · 1 decade ago
Why are you so defensive for? You need to come the fvck down and put down that weeed your clearly smoking.
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Cameron* · 1 decade ago
Well, I like how you stuck up for him and One Direction, shows you're dedicated, which is good.
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glitter162* · 1 decade ago
Okay, there are two things wrong with this:
1) Taylor Swift hasn't slept with anyone...
2) "A new notch in your belt" means that she's just another person that he has used and basically added to his "collection" before moving on again.

No offense to Directioners, I'm just saying it from the way it's used in the song.
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DramaForLife · 1 decade ago
she's like 20 something so you can't really know... but why does it even matter if she's a virgin or not?
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br0kenwings · 1 decade ago
Seriously? She hasn't slept with anyone? I really don't believe that.
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Cameron* · 1 decade ago
It's rumored she lost her virginity to John Mayor.
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fungirl · 1 decade ago
The song was out before Haylor even ended...directionersknowall
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Cameron* · 1 decade ago
Oh wait! Searched it up, rumored that the song is for John Mayor.
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Cameron* · 1 decade ago
Are you serious?! A friend of mine told me that the song was for Harry Styles and I believed her; never trust friends. Anyway, thanks.
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fungirl · 1 decade ago
Hahaha thats fine!
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NyanCah · 1 decade ago
Erm actually they dated in 2012 also.. Not to be mean sorry, and I so think One Direction are a great band and great lads, not like other celebrities nowadays, he's sweet and charming.
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fungirl · 1 decade ago
but not in october. the album was released october 22nd and the song had to have been written long before that. they started dating around the time of thanksgiving.
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Cameron* · 1 decade ago
But didn't they, like, secretly date in the beginning of October? I remember I read that off somewhere . . .
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fungirl · 1 decade ago
well they didnt break up till february....? so why would she put him in a song that was released October 9th...and then continue to go out with him all through december....spend new years together...etc. stop arguing it. im right haha
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Cameron* · 1 decade ago
Yeah, let's just go with you being right; I don't really care.
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