Me: Wow,
I'm home alone. Me: *In the shower* I WISH
THAT I HAD JESSIE'S GIRL Me: *Into a hairbrush* NO
YOU DIDN'T HAVE TO CUT ME OFF Me: *Running around the
house* TONI-I-I-I-I-IGHT WE ARE YOUNG Me: *Upside down,
balancing herself on the couch* IM FEELIN' SEXY AND
FREEE Me: *Making microwave
popcorn* BABY YOU LIGHT UP MY WORLD LIKE NOBODY ELSE
Family: *comes
home* Me: *Locks herself in room
and goes on Tumblr*
Witty Profiles
