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On facebook, there's this girl my
sister went to school with.
She's generally an annoying b.tch
that doesn't give a f.ck about anyone else.
Well, today she posted pictures of her
totaled car, knocked down poles that
she drove into, and a bunch of street
signs she flattened.
Want to know what the caption said?
"lol this is what happens when you
try to light a cigarette while driving."
un-f.cking-believable right?
Most of the comments were like
100 of her friends being like
"omg! r u ok???!!!???"
but there was this one kid that
actually had b.alls to say
"That's f.cking smart. It's people like you
that put other people's lives in danger because
you're worried about a f.cking cigarette.
I'm glad you hit a pole and signs instead
of a car full of innocent children."
She commented back saying something like
"thanks so much, that totally made my day better :\"
And that same kid, which I now respect so much, replied
"Yeah I'm real worried about making your day better...
just as worried as you were about lighting a cigarette."

I swear I like love that kid now.
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