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That completely awkward moment when your throat emits those little inhuman noises that you can't control and people stare at you like you farted.

But you can't explain that it was your throat...because throats aren't meant to make noises.

So you either look around at others to take the blame off you. Or don't acknowledge it.

Hopefully not just me. Hopefully.
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That completely awkward moment when your throat emits those little

8 faves · Jun 12, 2013 8:13am

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