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what's the best way to kill yourself?

0 faves · 8 comments · Apr 2, 2013 8:59pm

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jay99 · 1 decade ago
there is no good reason child!
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Alyhoop · 1 decade ago
There are so many things for you to live for, I know things may be hard now but things will get better. God is preparing you to be strong and to live for him and for everyone else in your family. Your friends everybody! and all these people who are commenting obviously care about you.
STAY STRONG!!!
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daniigee · 1 decade ago
you were put on this earth for a reason and you need to fulfill that reason, trust me youre needed

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BravoSierra · 1 decade ago
This is 28 reasons why you should not commit suicide.

1. You don't know what it means to be dead. You've heard a lot of theories and ideas, but they all came from living people who also don't know what it means to be dead. You can guess, but you'll never know what you're stepping into.

2. You'll end up dead anyway. You won't miss out on your chance to be dead by choosing to stay alive. Waiting around to die is the most socially acceptable method of suicide, and it always works.

3. Actually choosing to go on living can be a bit of a rush. When it's a firm decision - "I choose to live!" - it can give a sense of purpose or meaning to life, just from the idea that you chose it. It seems like you're in control. The feeling fades, but it's nice for a bit.

4. You'll put your friends and family through grief. Even aquaintances will get a sinking feeling. Dying is usually sad, but suicide really spreads a lot of misery. There's not much you can do to nullify that...your actions will speak louder than your words.

5. There might be an important purpose to your life that you don't know yet. It may seem like a long shot, but who knows? Something could turn up.

6. There isn't a great way to do it. Unless you've suppressed your self-preservation instincts quite well, you're likely going to cause yourself grief, pain, hassle...and there's the chance that your method will fail, causing all sorts of complications. If your life is going badly, why add more bad stuff to it?

7. There's a lot of world out there. However much you've seen, you haven't seen it all.

8. You can start over. Abandon your likes and dislikes and friends and memories, and begin a second life. Hitchhike away, get dropped off in a strange town, figure things out.

9. You can join just about any religion and find a different, interesting set of reasons to stay alive. The reasons seem to be pretty threatening though.

10. Your choice will be misinterpreted. If you're trying to get a message to somebody, you'll likely be better off sticking around to make sure they get it.

11. Flowers, cookies, a joke, being warmed by a fire, ice cream, stretching, leaves rustling, sunsets and sunrises, scratching a good itch, finding ten dollars, sand running through your fingers, a scented candle, a piece of velvet, a familiar story told again new. Ordinary things.

12. It's illegal. Sort of a funny reason to choose.

13. You might push some borderline person to commit suicide too. Not really your fault, but it's could be pretty sad regardless.

14. If you happen to consider life to be meaningless, then it's an equally meaningless decision to commit suicide. Why should you die? Why should you do anything? There's no real answer.

15. What if there really is a Hell? Odds seem against it to me but dang. Guaranteed eternal hellfire seems worse than any sort of life.

16. If you're so close to the decision, you are in a powerful spot. If you have nothing to live for, you have a lot more options in how to live your life. Take risks. Gamble away everything. Shout in the streets, go to prison, be a corporate tool, break rules, kick over trashcans. Who cares?

17. Music.

18. Animals keep at it. Watch them, learn a different way of dealing with life.

19. Big things are underfoot. The future is coming faster than ever - the world could look completely different in just a bit. Aren't you curious?

20. It's cowardly, cruel, selfish, pitiful, infantile, if those things mean anything to you. I don't know if any of those accusations are true, but a few of them will almost certainly be thrown at you.

21. You're setting yourself up for some bitter ironic twist - "Oh, if he/she had only been alive one more [year, week, day, hour]!"

22. You can't go back. Being alive, on the other hand, is a constant opportunity to change your mind.

23. Plant a seed, water it, watch it grow. If it doesn't die, you might get a nice metaphor out of it. If it does die...well, at least this reason kept you around long enough to kill a plant.

24. It seems to me that most people who consider suicide change their minds before going through with it. Maybe you can trust that they're on to something.

25. What if someone, right now, loves you dearly, and is too shy to say it? Even a glimpse of you sends them into a serene ecstasy. If you commit suicide, it would break this person's heart - they'd never recover. Who knows?

26. You're a speck of dust on a spinning dot of a planet in a remote solar system in one of millions of galaxies in an expanding universe. Deciding whether to live or die is as silly and unimportant a choice as deciding whether to wear white or gray socks. So go on living, just for the heck of it.

27. I don't want you to die. Do me a favor.

28. This could be it. One life in one universe in one time. This is the single true history of everything - everything you do is part of that complete picture. One chance to live, one time to die, one set of experiences and worries and joys. The things you say and do are forever locked in this story of time and space. This is the only chance you'll have to contribute to the story of the universe - to not only observe it, but sit down and write some of it yourself. It's a unique opportunity, to take part in the history of everything. Write your best.
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reganshea · 1 decade ago
Life may be hard, but you have to hold on. Find people who do appreciate you, love you, and accept you for who you are. It may be tough, but just hold on. Someone once said "If bad things never happen, Then you would never know true happiness." and that may sound bad but It will get better ~your in my prayers.
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daniigee · 1 decade ago
Heres what you do: you think about the reason you want to kill yourself and realize that it isnt worth it and then think of all the people it would affect. i was thinking about it at one time too but then i read one of those paragraphs that have the situation if you did kill yourself and i actually started crying. please just google it or something and read it because it really helped me out. if you need someone to talk to im here but please don't do it. you think nobody would care but in reality people do care and you dont realize it. just plese dont. youre amazing and everybody deserves to live.
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MaddyWaddy · 1 decade ago
Please! Stop talking like that! You're an amazing person and don't deserve this. It may feel like everything is bad know but it can't last forever. Please, rethink this. You're making a huge mistake. People care about you, and if you don't think so well I do. You're gonna make me cry
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Livv88 · 1 decade ago
Please don't! You are stronger, if you need to talk, I am here!
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