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Shut Up, Crap, and Manners were on a bus. Crap fell off. Shut Up went to the police station for help. As he was telling a policeman about the situation, the policeman interrupted him and asked for his name. "Shut Up," he answered. The policeman was appalled. "Where are your manners, boy?" he asked in an angry tone.
"On the side of the road, pickin' up Crap."

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