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today I accidently dropped

my pencil and when I reached
down to get it this really
awkward hand touch with a guy
that was going to pick it up for
me and he goes "oh I see how it is"
with a flirty face and I panicked so
I just blurted out "i'm a lesbian"
and then he got really quiet..

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