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*My conversation with my mom*
Me: I am 100% postive I haven't met the person I'm going to marry.
Mom: How can you be so sure?
Me: Because I'm destined to live alone with 43 cats all named Steve.
Mom: Why would you name them that?
Me: It's an inside joke.
Mom: With who?
Me: ...Myself...
Me: *Feels the shame radiating off my body*
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*My conversation with my mom* Me: I am 100% postive I haven't

417 faves · 8 comments · Mar 11, 2013 6:12pm

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joke · foreveralone · cats · funny

skyewillflyhigh* · 1 decade ago
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ChocoTaco · 1 decade ago
I would love to help, but you don't have to advertise it on my quote...
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skyewillflyhigh* · 1 decade ago
well it's the top one, and i just assumed people would be looking at the comments. I'm not exactly witty popular so if i didnt nobody would've seen it.
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ASongOfIceAndDirewolves* · 1 decade ago
Hahaha yeah the kind of inside joke that you share with 38527475 other people :)
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ChocoTaco · 1 decade ago
haha yes but my mom wouldn't unerstand that Cx She'd be like "what's witty? I bet it's unsafe! I bet it's full of bad people! It's a terrible website!" lol yeah c:
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ASongOfIceAndDirewolves* · 1 decade ago
omg samee :P
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bunnylover43 · 1 decade ago
woah...you just described me :O...but i was gonna live with 69 cats...I'm a dirty minded person XD
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ChocoTaco · 1 decade ago
haha I was so close to putting 69, then I was like "nahh lets keep this quote clean" Cx
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