Witty Profiles
A list of Things to do when you’re bored
- type an essay and make every word a
different font
- walk around the street and make dogs bark
- sing a duet with yourself
- take your pillow out to eat
- use a whole eraser
- balance a pencil on your nose
- learn to speak Greek
- draw Goldilocks and the 3 penguins
- water your dog and see if it grows
- rake your carpet
- watch the sun, see if it moves
- mow your lawn with scissors
- count out $5 in pennies
- boil ice cream
- don’t speak for a whole day
- make a bowl of cereal in your bathtub
- chuck marshmallows at people walking by your house
- go to an office building, and stay in the elevator all day dancing to the music
- make a hiding place in a book
- make graffiti under a carpet
- go up to total strangers, keep a straight face and say “I’m excited” in a bored tone
- only talk using the lyrics from your favorite song
- bake cupcakes, cookies, or pies
- draw a family on your toes, then walk around and pretend you’re crushing them
- exercise your thumb
- play piano with your nose
- go fishing with a paperclip on a shoe lace
- find undiscovered tribes using Google earth
- create a new religion
- start chanting to people in a made-up language
- make a nest out of blankets, get an egg from your fridge. Then sit on it and cry when it doesn’t hatch
- call people and try to sell them your dog/cat’s hair
- buy a tiger
- act like you just met a close friend for the first time
- call up a random stranger and start screaming “THE BABY’S COMING”
- count your belly button
- make a deal with the devil, but keep your fingers crossed
- go pee on peoples bushes, then when they yell at you say you marked your territory
- make a collection of air-guitars and show them off to people
- break into a friends house and clean it
- go to Wal-Mart and spend an hour telling the cashier your life story
- try to swallow your tongue
- go to a public library, and walk around normally while buzzing
- create a fake couple, then go out and public. Talk to people while playing both roles
(ex. “Hey, I’m jake. … “Hi, I’m Sally!”)
- watch a movie in a foreign language and make up your own plot
- try to sneeze with your eyes open
- learn 1920’s American slang, then go out in public and talk like that
- order a pizza, then when they deliver it start crying saying “this is the wrong kind! They always do this, is it because I’m not pretty enough? WHYYYY!?!?!”
- read this list
my list, even though not all ideas are
original
459 faves · 33 comments · Feb 15, 2013 11:49pm
Eli22b
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1 decade ago
Yes, yes you can. Check out part 2 alsoo.
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gray22
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1 decade ago
THANK YOU <3 X
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Eli22b
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1 decade ago
yurpp
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xoxalex
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1 decade ago
i know what i'm doing this summer
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corinthians134
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1 decade ago
i second that hahahah
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supercalifredge
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1 decade ago
One of my "friends" has made up an entire culture. He has religious beliefs and a language and everything. People actually take him seriously about it.
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keepcalmlovelife
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1 decade ago
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Guitarzrock
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1 decade ago
this. this is fantastic.
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Eli22b
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1 decade ago
I try. ;)
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Eli123qwe
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1 decade ago
..i think... i j-just ch-ch-ch-chok-k-k-ed...
on my tongue.
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LoveHungerGames
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1 decade ago
LOL i'm Greek xD
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niCol22
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1 decade ago
"Chuck marshmallows at people walking by your house"
I would probably eat them before I chuck them ._.
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FallenAngel*
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1 decade ago
WOW. Just WOW.
I don't know whether to laugh at this list (in a good way) or be gob-smacked at how much free time you have.. o.O
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Eli22b
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1 decade ago
both
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YourTenLastWords
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1 decade ago
"learn to speak greek."
....well, I speak greek ._.
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Eli22b
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1 decade ago
learn to speak a different language then! Idk, don't yell at me!!
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YourTenLastWords
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1 decade ago
......I wasn't yelling at you. I was just saying that it's difficult to learn s language that you knew since you were born ._.
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Eli22b
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1 decade ago
I was joking. But ok
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YourTenLastWords
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1 decade ago
...oh.
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britany*
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1 decade ago
If you try to sneeze with your eyes open, your eyes will pop out..
Seems Legit.
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Eli22b
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1 decade ago
Try at your own risk.
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BringMeTheEric
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1 decade ago
I always try to swallow my tongue.
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jooyjooy
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1 decade ago
same....
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16yearsofDean
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1 decade ago
"- type an essay and make every word a different font"
Sweet Brown: Ain't nobody got time fo dat
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Eli22b
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1 decade ago
hahaha. niiiceeee
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crazylifelover
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1 decade ago
Lol this is halarious....but actually swallowing your tongue is actually possible but you'll die if you do...so i highly suggest NOT doing that..
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BringMeTheEric
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1 decade ago
Only during a seizure, and that was proved wrong too. So, it's impossible to swallow your tongue.
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MaxEatsCrayons
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1 decade ago
count your belly button?
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Eli22b
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1 decade ago
Yes.
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MaxEatsCrayons
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1 decade ago
how can you count your belly button?
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Eli22b
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1 decade ago
Simple "1" done. <--- I never said these were meant to entertain for long periods of time
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MaxEatsCrayons
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1 decade ago
das coo'.
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gray22 · 1 decade ago
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i might be making a video for youtube soon of what to do when i get bored, can i use some of these ideas? they're brilliant ^_^