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MY FAKE PLANTS DIED
BECAUSE I DID NOT 
PRETENT TO WATER THEM
FAKE PLANTS
a r e   a   l o t   l i k e 
fake friends
Adapted from Mitch Hedberg.



 
 
 
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MY FAKE PLANTS DIED BECAUSE I DID NOT PRETENT TO WATER THEM

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friendship · funny · true · friends · friend · fake · truth · plants · parable

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