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(pick the month you were born) January: I made February: I left March: I kissed April: I took May: I dated June: I questioned July: I carried August: I kicked September: I waxed October: I hit November: I shaved December: I walked

(pick the day you were born) 1: your mom 2: a rabbit 3: my brother 4: my sister 5: Kim Kardashian 6: bigfoot 7: myself 8: my grandma 9: Osama Bin Laden 10: my dad 11: a pie 12: you 13: hair 14: Cheese 15: my boyfriend 16: my girlfriend 17: a frog 18: burger king 19: MAH MOM 20: a ninja other: pac-man

(Pick the color socks/shoes/slippers your wearing) purple: because Justin Bieber told me to! pink: because i was offered a nickel! green: with a pineapple! yellow: only because i was bored white: when you left the room... black: just like my mama taught me! grey: by taking my time... multi-color: cause' thats how i roll bare foot: because i'm a ninja!
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try this: (pick the month you were born) January: I made February:

10 faves · 34 comments · Feb 8, 2013 4:17pm

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BrokenTwilight · 1 decade ago
I shaved my boyfriend just like my mama taught me o.O
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...* · 1 decade ago
What the.. How the heck did you find this crap? I made this like so long ago..
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BrokenTwilight · 1 decade ago

http://24.media.tumblr.com/1fa2f3988cddcfa1305767e309141d59/tumblr_mmy1b3Odl71soh9c4o1_400.gif
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...* · 1 decade ago
LMFAO.
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lynskywalker · 1 decade ago
I kissed cheese because I'm a ninja...cool :)
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sillyspiders29 · 1 decade ago
i left pac-man because i'm a ninja.
cool.
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livelaughdream20 · 1 decade ago
I kissed a ninja because i"m a ninja...seems legit!
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StandStillLookPretty · 1 decade ago
i left a ninja cause' thats how i roll.
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...* · 1 decade ago
Holy cow. This is really getting popular.. And funny :P
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sarahsassy8 · 1 decade ago
i picked up my dad cuz im a ninja
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Rainbow185 · 1 decade ago
I hit my girlfriend because Justin Bieber told me to and I was offered a nickel. That awkward moment when I'm a girl with a girlfriend...
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BrokenTwilight · 1 decade ago
i shaved my boyfriend because I'm a ninja o.o Holy..
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gray22 · 1 decade ago
i hit a pac man cause' that's how i roll
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fibomidget · 1 decade ago
I waxed kim kardishan because I'm a ninja!
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cookiemonstarr · 1 decade ago
I carried pacman because I'm a ninja,OH YEAH!
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Leah * · 1 decade ago
I left a ninja because I'm a ninja.... Well alright.
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therecklessandthebrave · 1 decade ago
I left cheese because I'm a ninja....
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TiredOfTheHypocrites · 1 decade ago
I hit a ninja because I'm a ninja :P Lol!
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batmancupcake57girl · 1 decade ago
i questioned cheese because im a ninja
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Destiny* · 1 decade ago
I left myself because I'm a ninja.
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PurplePinkDreams · 1 decade ago
I waxed my sister because Justin Bieber told me to. LMAO
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katiebug1115 · 1 decade ago
I shaved my boyfriend by taking my time...

I don't have a boyfriend.
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MEEman · 1 decade ago
i kissed my grabdma with a pineapple o-o
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...* · 1 decade ago
O.o Lol
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