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I like opening the microwave with one second left
because it makes me feel like James Bond defusing a nuclear bomb.



 
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I like opening the microwave with one second left because it

85 faves · Feb 1, 2013 3:56pm

CrisParadis

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funny · lol · james · lmao · bomb · bond · microwave · jamesbond · nuclear

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