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 *True story, happened yesterday*



 *In the middle of maths and the fire alarm goes off*

Teacher: Everybody walk out sensibly, in a single flie line.

 Everyone: *gets up to go out*

*Headteacher comes in*

Headteacher: Please can you all stay seated until you're told to go, it's just a practice.

*Everyone sits back down*

Teacher: *dramatically falls to the floor and starts singing* JUST GONNA STAND THERE AND WATCH ME BURN BUT THAT'S ALRIGHT BECAUSE I LIKE THE WAY IT HURTS...



This made my day.
 
 

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446 faves · 6 comments · Jan 24, 2013 6:31pm

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roseth0rn · 1 decade ago
My gym teacher would soooo do this.
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sarahmarlowXxx · 1 decade ago
HAHAHAHAHAHA! xD this sounds like something my english teacher would say but she'd get the words competely wrong... like she calls YouTube "that tube thing" and tweets "twitters"
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EjSweet2 · 1 decade ago
One of my teachers rolled on the floor, pretending to be a girl in PE. It was shocking, lol
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kamilagirl225 · 1 decade ago
Best teacher of the year!
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xxiloveyou123 · 1 decade ago
I LOVE YOU SO MUCH FOR THAT.
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EmilyxLovesxU · 1 decade ago
Ahaa':D
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