Girl friend: I like your shirt.
Me: Yeah right! You wouldn't like this shirt
if liking this shirt would save your life! Psh, this shirt is so
ugly, you're saying it to make me feel better and I know
it.
Guy friend: I like your shirt.
Me: Oh my god, thanks so much! I love this
shirt! It's my favorite shirt! I picked it out myself, yanno.
